John Daily

also it should be rooves instead of roofs for more than one roof

“gotchu” should be added to your thing there @MerriamWebster

Drake can’t wait to use Collin Murray Boyles initials in a verse about YMCMB

I can’t believe that roadster video is real

i know it’s preseason but GODDAMN

a lil cut of meat in the pocket woulda stopped air bud in his tracks

fuck whoever was in charge of changing the ducks colourway. how you go from a top 5 sports logo of all time to THAT

new drake and country the only good music out rn

most underwhelming nuit blanche ever

drake in an ironman suit playing whack a mole at the cne and standing in front of tim hortons is honestly hilarious

when Joe finally got her hands on a gun…..DAWG

i forgot my golf shoes outside of castle frank station at 2pm, went golfing for 6 hours, came back and they were still there 🥲

wearing oasis aqua lounge merch in public is a choice

was i just treated like an adult?? tf goin on

can we move past smash burgers please

what do you mean there’s a spot out here selling donkey meat glizzy’s???

love me a matt bonner sighting

oh and btw it’s not just the internet, these ww are really out here defending her AND doubling down on saying the husband did it. it’s fuckin spooky out here

don’t ask my why i left the foil on my buttons after gettin my suit dry cleaned

i might have like 19 more tweets left in me before i go full lurk mode