Phineas T. Rotostar is the president, CEO, and ESC (employee source clone) of the Protostar Corporation. That's Protostar: making dreams come true. For money!
Joined February 2013
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Remember, Earth citizens - when you're there for Protostar with money, Protostar is there for you! #AndForMoney #WildStar
Hold onto your wallets, you'll need them for the most SPENDerful time of the year. #Protostar's #Winterfest is here! wildstar-online.com/en/game/…
Earth humans, the #SpaceChase has begun! Ship parts are available for... wait, free? WHO APPROVED THIS?! #WildStar wildstar-online.com/en/news/…
As a rule, Protostar does not approve banditry! But for sweet green rides, exceptions may be authorized. #WildStar mmorpg.com/giveaways.cfm/off…
Citizens of Earth! #WildStar free-to-play arrives in less than 1 Earth hour. Ready your primitive computing devices! wildstar-online.com/en/news/…
Citizens of #Protostar subsidiary "Earth!" You may now enter the #Protogames Initiative for #WildStar. Initiate fun! wildstar-online.com/en/news/…
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New post: Exclusive: WildStar Lore Past & Future with Chad "Pappy" Moore lorehound.com/news/exclusive… #astronomy #aurin #carbinestudios
Earth humans, #Protostar's charitable #TeamWildStache is now accepting donations... of money! Cloned donors welcome. us.movember.com/team/1549805
Alleged humans @tonyrey and @HernCo reported on #Protostar's #WildStar game product today on #ZeroToFifty. Behold! twitch.tv/wildstar/b/5804244…
#Megaservers are coming! But don't rename your #WildStar character blindly. Use #Protostar-approved naming guides. wildstar-online.com/en/news/…
WARNING: #Protostar Corporation is not responsible for maintaining actual protostars. #WildStar #ForScienceAndMoney space.io9.com/peeking-in-on-…
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If you've been dying to try WildStar, then grab your free 7-Day Trial Key here! ow.ly/zGt5m
Earth human Scott Kurtz of @pvponline encourages potential consumers of #Protostar's #WildStar game product! pvponline.com/news/wildstar-…
Earth humans! Please investigate Wikia's free #WildStar game product app! Wait, free? *Not* #ForMoney? #ConfusedCEO play.google.com/store/apps/d…
Aurally perceive, everyone. It is Sabotage! (As explained by #Protostar's Experimental DevSpeak Division.) #WildStar youtube.com/watch?v=Gfu8-zfg…
#Protostar is pleased to note the enjoyment of the #WildStar Game Product by Earth humans @cwgabriel and @TychoBrahe! penny-arcade.com/comic/2014/…
Mechari! Is that a smudge, or Fatal Rust Syndrome? And can you really be sure we just made up Fatal Rust Syndrome? #WildStar #RustKillsMaybe
Chua of Nexus, the risk of augmented bite-fleas is no joke. Get your introductory bottle of #Protostar Bug-B-Gone Shampoo-a for Chua today!
#Protostar wishes all sentient species on planet "Earth" a prosperous #Starfall and a triumphant #FoundationDay! #AlsoID4day #WildStar
Mordesh of Nexus! Hot weather have you feeling desiccated? Try #Protostar's new Strain-based Rejuv-O-Juice! #ProbablySafe #OrNot #WildStar
#TheStrainUltraDrop for #Protostar's #WildStar game product is here! You might say it's... infectious. #ProtoDadJokes wildstar-online.com/en/drops…