hasan's kirkmas yule log

“violence is not the answer” and other fairy tales you’ve been told by people whose single achilles heel turns out to be violence

.@sufjanstevens just do a banjo and trumpets cover of wreck of the edmund fitzgerald and we'll let you off the hook for the other 48 states

chuds on here yesterday vs. today

we're replacing every meijers with one of these

serene necrosis when everyone in a colorado walmart is white except their spouse

"you really think someone deserves to have this whole life blown up over a r*pe accusation?"

mitch mcconnell returning to the senate to vote yes on another $30 billion for israel

my "not into bestiality" claim is making people ask a lot of questions already answered by my claim

republicans, inexplicably:

rip mike johnson's son's phone blowing up with text alerts all night of his dad frantically googling "hasan piker hog"

hillary clinton and james carville holding a strategy sesh to discuss how to save the party from hasan piker and abdul el-sayed (2026)

lsraeI in haley stevens' dreams tonight:

nice argument you got there, unfortunately i have already depicted you as the stiffly uncomfortable corporate lizard person mcdonalds CEO and me as the based and whopperpilled chad burger king president

man these arrests in the news got me thinking about how i wasn't the prince you deserved, definitely wasn't batten 100 but i'd climb every mount if it meant a chance to be on your list again. you never know which way the winds are blowing. anyway you'll always be royal to me

every looksmaxxer looks like this to me

liberals will spend hours a day screeching about @hasan instead of say asmongold and then with zero irony ask why leftist streamers criticize the dems so much instead of focusing exclusively on the right

pov: you live in appalachia and made the mistake of looking out the window at 3 am

everyone whose parents aren't related rn:

ah yes, the only two sources of news: nick shirley and rachel maddow

"her social media bio indicated she was quite fine with the words i would have used for her anyway, that means i'm okay with her getting her face fucking blown off sitting in her car next to her wife" do you godforsaken degenerate fucks 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙨

mormon heaven