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That Bitch

@Psycho_Goat

Certified geek kryptonite.

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Joined March 2009
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No relationship will ever be more masochistic than the one I am in with myself.
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Ben Shapiro’s wife, frantically hiding her sex toys, “oh no honey, that’s not normal at all.” #WAP #BenShapiro
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@calluptome10 Apr 2019
Black hole? That’s in my wallet.
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Having a dog = a giant game of keep away. Folding laundry - keep away. Eating- keep away. Yawning - keep away because don’t think she won’t stick her tongue in your mouth.
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Drugs are bad; just spent inordinate amount of time, trying to floss, in my kitchen.
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She once believed...in every story he had to tell... One day she stiffened...took the other side...
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No matter how much you try you cannot pretend things into being okay. Reality will eventually catch up with you.
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Dear TSA, It is clear the person who decided quart baggies should be allowed for liquids is a heterosexual male. No one else but the fore-mentioned can reasonably be expected to follow this rule. Sincerely, The girl who has torn 5 baggies so far
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I’m kind of chubby for a woman who has to be reminded to eat.
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Is keeping old tickets in your Apple Wallet the new collecting ticket stubs?
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All it takes to make my dog happy is a little bit of cheese... just like her Mamma.
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I wish my monster was under my bed, but instead it lives & breathes inside my head.
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I do not have issues focusing. I wanted to walk around with only one leg shaved.
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What are my chances of getting alimony if I file for divorce on the basis that my husband ruined my chance to smoke weed with Willie?
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Can we get an online dating site but for friends? Lonely 40 year old female with social anxiety is seeking friends to attend punk rock concerts. Must be equally happy staying in to pet the dog and binge watch HBO originals.
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33 hours of music on this playlist and it only seems to be Mark Lanegan on repeat.
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Given that pot is legal in Nevada, my lungs should fill with smoke every time I step outside for better reasons.
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Let’s stop at the store for Smarties, drive up the mountain, and try to forget that the world is on fire.
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I really fucking miss being able to see my mountains.
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Smarties would cheer me up more than this Xanax would.
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Speaking of Smarties anybody have some? Willing to share?
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