A detective with a keen eye and a passion for justice
His Apartment
Joined November 2025
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“Yeah…I’m home.”
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He doesn’t seem bothered at all despite how much he’s trying to seem annoyed. Her words does get her a pout though.
“Relax, you’d throw a fuss regardless if I was sleeping anyway.”
Two eyes meeting one. The eyepatch man just scoffs but he doesn’t waver from her gaze with his single green eye.
“Well, y’know the city never sleeps. Even if I technically do.”
Great now the cat comparison is stuck in his head.
“…You don’t? Seriously?”
He sounded entirely serious. Even as he shivers a bit from her poking he didn’t believe her at all.
“I swear you’re always in my bed.”
“There’s no way you were thinking of that you brat cat.”
A gentle noogie on her head now. Even he’s pouting a bit as he speaks to her. But still nice and close. Warm against his black cat.
“No. I need at least a good chunk of those. And if I keep saying yes you’re gonna rob me blind.”
A sigh as he feels her against his chest. She’s too touchy with someone like him. He almost wonders if she feels his heartbeat.
“Because I don’t feel like arresting you when you were going to take it anyway. Saves me paperwork.”
Wrapping an arm around her. But just one. He’s still horrible at this.
“You can’t just say you were going to take it. That’s called stealing. You know I’m a cop right?”
Annoying…but he does stroke her head a bit. Still in complete denial about his inner feelings
“You know…ah screw it you can keep it.”
Getting it back was gonna be more of a pain anyway knowing her.
“Nah it’s fine, you’re worried about nothing.”
…He’s not even LOOKING AT HER?!
The blonde’s face is too deep in that book of his. Seriously what is his damage-
“Ah, looks like my clothes have shrunk in the dryer, do these make me look fat?”
She asked you with a flustered expression on her face. Sh turned her body around to make you see the whole thing.
#OpenRP
As much as he would love to be a tsun, she unfortunately finds ways to chip at his sarcastic shell.
“So you can soak in the street like some poor cat? No thanks, you can stay just quit getting all moody.”
He’s going to tug on her cheek until she brightens up with his own pout
"Why are you saying that like you can even...STAY OUTTA MY FOOD?!"
He's running a hand over his forehead, seriously this lady might be the reason he goes harder with his drinking.
"I don't love you, you're just the pain in my ass that hangs out in my apartment."
