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ALT Dragate, a Rock/Dragon fakemon based on the concept of dragons hoarding precious gems. Its colour scheme is based on an agate's, with a crimson hide and a stripe underbelly alternating cream and pale orange. It has two wings that are incapable of flight, weighed down by gems, and are instead adapted to be used like pickaes and hammers. Its nose and chin are also extended, with its face overall having the shape of an axe, with a small horn on its nose. It also has two large and slightly curved horns sticking out of the back of its head. The tips of its wings have red gemstones, and there are more all along its back and tail, ending with a large gemstone at the end of its tail. They love belly rubs.
ALT Professor Bruce Spruce, head of the Art Branch at Museo Capolina in Pokémon Marble & Bronze. A slender man with olive skin and flowing blond hair. He is wearing a baby blue shirt with circular cutouts on the shoulders and a Poké Ball cutout on the chest, which comes up a little short, exposing his navel. He wears a sleeveless lab coat over that, billowing behind him. He has royal blue jeans and brown knee-high pointed boots. He has Poké Balls strung from a loose belt about his waist, and an array of jewellery: rings, bracelets, earrings, and a lanyard. He has blue eye shadow on his eyes, and a 5 o'clock shadow on his chiseled jawline. He is just so very pretty.
ALT A meme format popular in the Rencia region of Pokémon Marble & Bronze, depicting Constoat, a Dark type fakemon. Constoat is an extra long stoat with crimson fur and a creamy white underbelly. Its small ears and equally small eyes are yellow. On the left hand side, three poses depict Constoat standing tall with its body in a stacked coil, then on all fours with its noodle-like body twisted in the air, then finally curled like a pretzel. To the right, taking most of the image, Constoat is sat, its body coiled up snake-like, with its front paws poking out the top and its back paws poking out the bottom. Text at the top reads "Constoat comes in many shapes." This is true. Text at the bottom reads "None of them are friend shaped." This is not true. One of them is literally a pretzel.
ALT Professor Poplar, head of the Science Branch at Museo Capolina in Pokémon Marble & Bronze. A young woman hunched over as she closely examines a Rainbow Wing, appearing startled by the viewer. Her hair is up in a pair of frizzy space buns, and she has a purple shoulder bag. She is wearing a white labcoat over a yellow t-shirt depicting Farfulmine, a pair of lilac jeans, and orange sneakers. Her clothes are damaged and dirty from extensive fieldwork, because she loves to throw herself into the thick of it. She also has absolutely no fashion sense, because why does that even matter?
ALT Professor Cedar, head of the History Branch at Museo Capolina in Pokémon Marble & Pokémon Bronze. He is a spindly old man with knobbly knees and elbows, standing in a broad, aggressive stance. All of his facial features are large: his nose, his ears, his toothy grin, and the hairy wart on his right cheek. He has a ruddy complexion, and a flaming red Mohawk resembling the plume atop a Roman centurion's helmet. His clothes are mostly shades of brown, but he has a white lab coat over that, pockets filled to bursting with Poké Balls, and an employee ID badge on his lapel. He has a brown satchel strap across his chest. On his head he wears an orange bandana, and on his feet he has socks and sandals, with one toe poking through a hole in one sock. He is GOING to CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN.
ALT Swirlorn, a wind type fakemon inspired by Marco Polo sheep and cornu instruments. Its skin is teal, covered in grey wool with a swirling pattern like wind. Its feet are golden, as are its two huge horns, each of which spirals and ends with a flared bell, like a wind instrument. The sound of its cry would make you miss vuvuzelas.