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If you’re reading this, I’ve almost certainly boiled your piss.

In your head
Joined January 2017
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And now it turns out they had already been cheating!! The cheek.
Thanks to @firefox for keeping moles out of our Racecourse and data. 😉 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC
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Switch on the football. Surprised to see that in their best league campaign in well over a decade, there are still empty seats at Fratton park. (No, not just the away end). Why aren’t Pompey fans turning up with such relative success?
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Replying to @palarsebald
I can't stand Southampton and they play in France!
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Thought the Bolton fans at the ground were absolutely brilliant. Best we’ve had at St Mary’s in ages. Their team was good too. Rode their luck but set up effectively. Their fans on here though. Proper odd bunch. Bit of a shame really. #BWFC #SaintsFC
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Still happy not have VAR though. Would rather these bad decisions than football be completely ruined. @FansAgainstVAR_
Up there with one of the worst referring performances I’ve ever seen. Clearest penalty you’ll ever see. Straight red on Scienza. Second yellow should have been shown. And all round weird decisions throughout. Still missed 3 golden opportunities though, so there’s that #SaintsFC
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Up there with one of the worst referring performances I’ve ever seen. Clearest penalty you’ll ever see. Straight red on Scienza. Second yellow should have been shown. And all round weird decisions throughout. Still missed 3 golden opportunities though, so there’s that #SaintsFC
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Bolton fans have already made more noise than Pompey did last week.
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Are they….are they starting to finally change their narrative and be more pragmatic? Seen quite a few of them now saying their fans were shit and now a couple praising our atmosphere, interesting but risky. They’ve got a habit of coming after their own who don’t toe the line
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What’s the Bournemouth equivalent to a Portsmyth?
Saints fan on the old timeline again talking about selling tickets….was empty seats dotted around everywhere for their “biggest” game of the season on sunday #afcb
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Jander absolutely outstanding. #SaintsFC
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Thought Dobbin played really well. Was mostly scraps to deal with but looked good on the ball #SaintsFC
Great performance, Lew 👊
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Well do well to come out of this with anything. To start that weak and lose Downes so quickly, I’m worried. Seem to be going long a lot without Larin. If it’s 0-0 after an hour, we have to bring them all on. #SaintsFC
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David Norris discussing the South Coast Derby at Southampton refers to St Mary’s as “a proper atmosphere” Dear oh dear he hasn’t read the brief that you’re ONLY ever meant to mention THEM. They’ll be begging him to backtrack very quickly to save face 😂 #SaintsFC
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Voiceover: They in fact, did not bring the noise #SaintsFC #Pompey
Ready to bring the noise. 🔊
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John Mousinho welcoming his team back to the dressing room #SaintsFC #Pompey
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Wait…. This is a Boro fan posting this. AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Scienza kicks a Pompey lad, ref has a brief chat but nothing more. Adams shoves someone who firstly blocks him then throws himself to the floor like a complete fanny, ref gives an instant yellow card. The standard of refereeing is just absolutely abysmal @prorefofficial
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#pompey on their way home in the bubble after a crushing defeat to 10 man #SaintsFC
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Mousinho clinging onto this to try to deflect from his shit they were
I really don’t see the issue
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Wankersen retweeted
Southampton win the South Coast derby! Thanks to James Bree's first-half goal, Saints walk away with their first league victory against Portsmouth in 22 years 🔴⚪️
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