The Puffer Vest Guy

It's not easy being this well dressed. Wait, actually it is

Don't you just love this weather

There's a reason why "very best" and "puffy vest" rhyme

More puff and more vests is always the answer

The kayaking instructor disagreed with me when I said I didn't need a life jacket as my puffer vest already provides sufficient life-saving buoyancy

We are so back... 🌡

My arm tan is looking incredible this summer

Even with my inflatable puffer vest on, I still find myself drowning in compliments

No, I'm not too hot. Why'd you ask?

Always ready and always the flyest in the room

Puffy, stylish, warm. I really am well-equipped for this time of year.

Half of my friends spend the whole time asking me "what's with the life preserver" or "did you jump ship" already anyway

What's that saying about dressing for the job you want? I like to think I embody that saying perfectly

When you're "working from home" during the summer and blessed with a corporate virtual background prepared for teams meetings

A moment of silence for those who are yet to feel the comfort and freedom of wearing a puffer vest

My girlfriend: "Are you not worried you're gonna overheat at work?" Me at work:

This weather is perfect for me and my sleeveless brothers and sisters; however, it does pose one issue: it's very easy to accidentally swap vests / gilets if you've taken yours off.

I like to think of the patagonia catalogue as my autobiography

There are some questions you should never ask: - A woman: her age - A man: how many gilets he has