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PulpKetchup

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Ben Davis@bendavis_8615 May 2023
Every now and then something happens on TikTok that transcends social media and becomes a *work of art*
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I am delighted to have just been appointed the new manager of Watford Football Club. I look forward to working with the players who were a great bunch of lads and I wish them all the very best for the future following my dismissal that occurred at some point during this tweet.
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The risk of being fined £500 (non-endorsable) for not wearing a seat belt vs the publicity from a video going viral. I'd wager on the £500 being a very good deal.
The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 (@MittensOff) profile pictureThe Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓
@MittensOff3 May 2023
Just in case it's deleted from Amanda Solloway's Twitter - Here's Boris Johnson not wearing his seatbelt. Is another Fixed Penalty Notice on the way? #Johnson #ToriesOut300 #ToriesUnfitToGovern #LocalElections2023
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NurseBrianRN@rn_murse3 May 2023
ah, yes. the elusive llamarshmallow.
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💚 Tomorrow you have the opportunity to vote for real climate action, better public transport, cleaner air and water, genuine local representation and a kinder politics. 🗳️ Vote Green tomorrow for fairer, greener communities. #GetGreensElected
LOCAL ELECTIONS 2023 For fairer, greener communities VOTE GREEN Tomorrow Green Party #GetGreensElected

ALT LOCAL ELECTIONS 2023 For fairer, greener communities VOTE GREEN Tomorrow Green Party #GetGreensElected

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"Welcome to Aesop's restaurant" "Hi. Can I get a fable for two, please?" "Certainly - and may I just check - do either of you have any allegories?"
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Drone footage captured just up the road from us in Herne Bay yesterday 😲 We'd love to know what this is @SouthernWater? 📽️ @CLEVERCLOGS_SI
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Don't say anything, just Rt. 😂😂
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Best bit of banter from the stands this season? 🤣
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TV idea: “Race Across The World”, but you’ve got 2 months to find your way out of Bank Station
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#Raab had to go - but investigation wasn't needed. PM bought time to avoid consequences of unethical cabinet appointments. He'd have known of Raab's bullying, Braverman's breaking of Ministerial Code & Qs re Zahawi's tax affairs from day 1. Still appointed them all. He's culpable
Dominic Raab (@DominicRaab) profile pictureDominic Raab@DominicRaab21 Apr 2023
My resignation statement.👇
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Bully says bullying should be OK in bullying letter.
Dominic Raab (@DominicRaab) profile pictureDominic Raab@DominicRaab21 Apr 2023
My resignation statement.👇
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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly
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Teachers: "AI is a disaster, how am I going to know who is cheating?!" Students:
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It’s actually a commendable effort to simultaneously misunderstand the role of the CPS, the job of the DPP, the function of a jury, the impact of guilty pleas, the difference in status between allegation, charge and conviction and to deliver that ignorance in just 16 words.
Sir Greg Hands (@GregHands) profile pictureSir Greg Hands@GregHands15 Apr 2023
Sir Keir Starmer convicted just 55% of sex offenders in final year as nation’s top prosecutor... thesun.co.uk/news/22054752/k…
Sir Keir Starmer convicted just 55% of sex offenders in final year as nation’s top prosecutor

Sir Keir Starmer convicted just 55% of sex offenders in final year as nation’s top prosecutor

THE number of sex offenders convicted fell in Sir Keir Starmer’s final year as the nation’s top prosecutor. Just 55 per cent were found guilty in 2013 when he quit as head of the Crown Prosecution …

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It's finally out! Listen here: hypeddit.com/bencastleatbsb/…
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I'm howling laughing 😂 @LeeAndersonMP_ quickly changed his bio from NOT including Conservative to now, since my tweet earlier, adding a Tory reference Then he tells me to "act your age" 😂 Lee luv, get a grip 😂 RT gang 🙏🏼 It's too funny not to #ToriesDeletingTory
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UK is Europe’s most gas addicted country Heat pumps installed: 🇫🇷 3.1m 🇳🇴 1.3m 🇬🇧 280k If UK had installed as many heat pumps as Estonia, domestic gas prices would be 34% lower than last year Gas imports 19% lower 💚 Time for a retrofit revolution! current-news.co.uk/slow-heat…
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GlennyRodge@GlennyRodge7 Mar 2023
I am delighted to have just been appointed the new manager of Watford Football Club. I look forward to working with the players who were a great bunch of lads and I wish them all the very best for the future following my dismissal that occurred at some point during this tweet.
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