Punk'd Image

Twitter a.k.a. "X" is a right-wing shit hole full of hate and misinformation we no longer will be posting on this platform anymore.

I’m not one to exaggerate, but having to type stuff out using your TV remote makes me want to shoot myself...

Two days into a relationship, and you're already calling him your pillar of strength. Can you let the cement dry, at least?

The fact this lad judges women's looks & calls himself a high value man will never not be hilarious to us 😂

I received my electricity bill this morning I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

They say 30 is the new 20. And 40 the new 30. All I know is that 9 pm is the new midnight

Remember during Covid, if you had family over for Christmas, the police would show up and make them go home? Does anybody know if this service is still available? Thanks in advance.

I no longer dislike Mondays. I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Over 35? Time to master the art of strategic peeing: go before you leave, when you arrive, while you're there, and before heading home.

I've had to take her to Starbucks this morning because I’ve forgotten her name...

Chris Rea is in his 70s. Maybe his family should drive to see him for once... #notafanofthisxmassong

I need to get my life together, but I'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Why is everything better at night? Showering, eating cereal, jumping out the window, vibing to music,phone calls,Tik Tok, like everything 😂😂

If Punk'd Image was to die, how would you describe us with one word/description after, at our wake?

If you could run away from your life right now, where would you go?

Moving in with your girl is crazy. You're about to be homeless every time y'all argue...

Remember guys if don't agree with something or you don't agree with another person's opinion/ respect their beliefs, you are meant to say... "That's so woke" or "Why is everything so woke nowadays"

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Michael Myers tonight x

Remember, guy's alternative clothing is for life, not just for Halloween 🎃

The last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood...