@Pupperchucks

Proud husband to @AU_Grad2000, father, son and Big Daddy. Eagle above, Tiger within. Not as good as I'm gonna get but better than I used to be. WDE

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Joined March 2017
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I now completely understand why toilet paper flew off the shelves. People smarter than me realized that quarantine living results in over eating processed foods due to boredom and depression. And, naturally, over eating leads to over shitting. – at Auburn, AL
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War Eagle Anyway.
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Lane isn’t gonna take his foot off the gas either
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Absolutely embarrassing. To beat #1 UGA and then get absolutely railroaded at home the next week. It’s getting harder and harder to remain interested in Auburn football, but here I am week in and week out.
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We have the worst offensive line in the nation. Period
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Ahhh this is more like it. We completely suck. Georgia was a fluke.
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By the way, I am watching the game tomorrow. The wife had foot surgery so we will be in bed watching. If we lose I will take full credit. If we win I will take full credit. Either way, I’m responsible.
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South Gay is a beautiful part of town for sure. But I have a hard time figuring out what people do for a living here to make $14,000 a month mortgage payment zillow.com/homedetails/795-S…
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Saw today some new townhomes for sell over off Ross for $1,999,000. Yeah, townhouses in Auburn now going for $2 million. GTFOH.
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A little jazz to start your day facebook.com/share/v/1Bw71zF…
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Today I learned it is best to not watch Auburn sports. Just radio. It was a lot less stressful too.
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You’re welcome Auburn family! The credit is all mine!
Big Daddy AU@PupperchucksOct 17
It’s official: I have chosen to work all day voluntarily instead of watching the game. If we win I will obviously take all the credit.
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It’s official: I have chosen to work all day voluntarily instead of watching the game. If we win I will obviously take all the credit.
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Fuck… I pitched the inaugural the SEC KY Jelly College Female Wrestling Championship in Auburn Arena featuring the gymnastics teams going head to head. Banana Ball won. We would take Bets so the house gets 10%. Now that would make bank.
Banana Ball
@BananaBall_Oct 15
ALL SIX teams are headed to Auburn for the 2027 Banana Ball Kickoff 🎬 The 2027 season officially starts in Auburn, Alabama, with two games at @AuburnBaseball's Plainsman Park and one at @AuburnFootball's Jordan-Hare Stadium, with over 88,000 fans 🏟️ #wareagle
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Whether dead or alive, it wasn’t a guy on the roof. Just like it wasn’t a man in the fifth floor of the library that killed Kennedy.
TheBookofRevelation@BookOfRevelatioOct 14
Charlie is still alive and he was never shot.. His “death” was nothing but a satanic energy harvesting ritual!!
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If I were president I could fix this problem with a classic Chapter 7 and stick the world holding an imaginary bag
Rand Paul
@RandPaulOct 14
Every family has to balance a checkbook. Washington should too. The deficit has passed $40 trillion, and both parties keep adding to it. My Six Penny Plan balances the budget in five years by cutting six cents from every dollar the federal government spends.
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Of course not. They will keep bioengineering the next one
Brock Riddick
@BrockRiddickIFBOct 14
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It’s the GLP-1
Kalshi
@KalshiOct 13
BREAKING: US alcohol consumption hits lowest level ever recorded as Americans increasingly avoid drinking over health concerns, per Gallup
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This 100%!
K@BiggKTVOct 6
Hot take to anyone who doesn’t go outside, but the South is the least racist place in the USA. They programmed everyone to think it’s the opposite. A state like California is way more segregated and racist than one of those country ass hillbilly towns in the south….
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Sounds like it’s a good thing I don’t waste my time watching the Braves. About to be the same with Auburn.
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Okay, the price of gas is officially got to fucking do something. I miss my Hyundai
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