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Benjamin Put

@Putankhamun

Monogram Coffee • 3rd Place WBC 2015 • '13, '14, and '15 Canadian Barista Champ • 2009-2014 Regional Champ • Bass Player • Celiac Before It Was Cool

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Joined November 2011
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Whenever life seems hard, remember it could be worse: You could be playing bass with Thundercat standing right behind you.
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Business idea: Expensive bottled water company called “Tap”. Sell it to restaurants so that when the customer is offered “sparkling” or “tap” water, you can charge them a cool $10 either way. Where the angel investors at?
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Name for a pizza place: Nothing Personal.
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The sweet taste of success: The Swedish chef has the same microwave as me. m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qj8Ph…
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Flight back from Houston: I’ve both seen someone arrested on the plane and on the same flight someone forgot their harmonica and they keep paging them to come get it. Full spectrum experience.
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I’m ready for the challenge. You have to supply your own baby.
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One of those baby size apps that compare it to a fruit or an animal, but the app continues to run past delivery. Eventually the fruit would just be a larger and larger pumpkin.
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New candy idea: Wine Gums and Gummy Bear combo. Gamay Bears
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The hardest charades word is “charades”.
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If you got a helium enema would your farts sound like Alvin and the Chipmunks?
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First sign of aging in the coffee industry: My favorite coffees lately are washed Typicas. 👨🏻‍🦳💀👻
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Espresso so good that you actually drink it.
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Frankflirter.
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Star Wars Characters and how they make their coffee: a thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just the weight of his hand to lower the filter, so that the sediment isn’t overly disturbed and the acidity is controlled.
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There’s a madness to my method.
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A pizza without the crust is just a charcuterie board.
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I am brushes-teeth-in-airport-bathroom years old.
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Gone in 60 Minutes.
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I remember The Ghost and the Darkness being much scarier when I was a kid.
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Japanese zoos often do escape training drills, with costumed staff standing in for the animals.
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I feel like Darth Maul was probably just excited to finally be able to use both ends of his lightsaber.
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