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Just to be clear I am NOT on O*nlyF*ans, I Don't webcam. I'm not trying to sell anything. I tweet about comedy, British TV and the occasional X-rated RT if I find it funny.

Your arse did look fantastic Chloe!! #taskmaster

I've not full on hated this series, but definitely not in any rush to rewatch it. Which is a shame, cos I love Chloe and Isy #taskmaster

I love Chloe and Isy so much! #taskmaster

Anyone wanna break the law with me?

New dating site ick unlocked. Asking me what my blood type is. WTF

Everytime there's a fun task i remember I then have to watch Matt Lucas be a cunt. #Taskmaster

Frank Sidebottom! I could not think of his name!! #Taskmaster

Is Japanese hard to learn? Cos I would love to speak it and go to Tokyo

I think you're thinking of "having a friend"

Pornstar has to be up there...

First my take away had a missing item, then some twat was letting off fireworks and now my vibratior is dead and got no new batteries. Honestly Fuck My Life.

£200 for a jug? How much pocket money does he get? #Gogglebox

Oompa Loompa's have gone diverse! #Gogglebox

Do they use cover songs on Strictly??? #Gogglebox

I love Richard E Grant so much! #Gogglebox