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Ex-bald (kinda) built like a fridge, heart bigger than Texas. Coping with life by gaming and streaming. Runnin my mouth. Postin my travels

Joined November 2012
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I have trained the Facebook Dating algorithm to only show me beautiful scene women from around the world, I feel powerful
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Ooooough im about to become ten times more annoying
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Yeah so basically, I'm goated
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For those that can't read words: I'm kicking cancer's ass
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Diablo players be like "I will now read everything on my screen about my build out loud for thirty minutes"
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I'm really fucking trying to do better about socializing but I moved so fucking far from anybody back in with my parents for this fuckass cancer shit that there is literally only one person I can reliably hang out with and god damnit I can't drive 2 hours when they can't hang out
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The next closest people are an hour and a half away, then two hours, and i love them all dearly but this move fucked me over so bad socially dawg
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Hearing people at the clinic saying verbatim "Trump is winning everything they're throwing at them, he's popular right now too" while his approval rating is at 40%, and he's mentally declining. Of course they're whispering because if anyone with a brain heard them they'd disagree
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"He's a genius, he refuses to be bought out", tell that to the extra 4 billion he sent to Israel on top of the 3.8 billion memorandum. They've moved on to Charlie Kirk, somehow. It is insane to me that this is what casual conversation is to these people. Nothing going on for them
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In between politics whispered in a hushed tone, I've heard them talk about sunflower seeds, dentist visits, and a crack in the window. It's so casual to them they can just lace it into normal conversation, I'm witnessing a genuine echo chamber in real time
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I have this really stupid unspoken rule when I'm eating where I don't want to be asked to do anything while I'm doing so. Even like, a small chore, I just wanna eat my food right now, don't wanna be hearing anything about anything lol
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exercising my free will by rage baiting the reapers
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The amount of people that think calling me fat hurts my feelings is genuinely astounding, like dawg I KNOW lol, for real PLEASE get better material, I have a gordita crunch to eat.
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Like if you're too afraid to make fun of me for having cancer, do tell. Only thing you've got for me are surface level insults, akin to what you'd hear from middle schoolers? Eugh.
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We truly are a milkpilled country
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Wanted to give some positive news about da cancer diag-- turns out I have a rare (in terms of cancer patients) mutation in the makeup of my cells that responds well to leukemia treatment (FLT3) so once chemo is over later this year I'm gonna start on that.
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Gonna be flying to Duke every 2 months but I mean, there's a hopeful outcome potentially within arms reach so that's very good news :)
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CITY: The Animation I was unaware of your game
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