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Our paper desk closed 582 trades today and 301 were winners.
Still -$24,754.
564 stock trades netted +$1,161. 18 option trades lost $25,915, and 9 of those took $24,366 by themselves.
Win rate said fine. Size said otherwise. Which do you check first?
7% lost the day after the last midterms. You'd still bet on Tuesday.
Tesla closed down 7.2% the day after the 2022 midterms. The day after the 2024 vote it closed up 14.8%. Same stock, same kind of night, opposite ways.
How much of your account would you put on one night?
Last Sunday our paper desk held 134 option bets in the red, all expiring that week.
52 got closed, for -$21,846. 5 of them came back green.
82 expired and still sit open, because our settlement hasn't caught up. That one's on me.
This week 94 more expire. 79 are red.
"I paid for a signals Discord. Ninety percent winners!"
"Ask them for every trade. Losers too."
"...They only post the winners."
Test the signals yourself, losers included. Quantradin, fake money first.
25% lost in one day. Your 3x fund tripled the wrong way.
Friday a plain chip fund (SMH) closed down 7.0%. SOXL, built to move 3x a chip index each day, closed down 24.7%. After a 25% drop you need a 33% gain just to get back to even.
Ever held a 3x fund overnight?
Our paper desk this week: -$97,661 on 3,563 closed trades.
3,273 stock trades lost $6,968.
290 option trades lost $90,692, and 40 closes on Friday were $65,468 of it.
8% of the trades, 93% of the loss.
"My bot has a stop loss. I'm off for the weekend!"
"Stops don't work over a gap."
Monday opens 10% lower, the stop fills at the open. See it on paper first. That's Quantradin.
Has a gap ever jumped your stop?
Intel fell 29% in one day. Your stop didn't save you.
It opened far below Thursday's close on a weak outlook. A stop only sells if the price touches your line, and a gap jumps right over it. Keep each slice small, or skip the report.
Do you hold through earnings?
Friday on the paper desk: -$61,465 over 598 closed trades.
The 558 stock trades made $4,002. 26 options bought on Oct 9 lost $60,465 between them.
Worst: a SNDK call, in at $154.50, out at $25.50.
One entry day three weeks ago decided tonight's number.
Momentum Cross: 30-min calls when an uptrending stock gets a MACD bull cross on a +2% day with heavy volume. 35 trades since early Sept, 20% winners, +$10,142 realized. Doubt: almost all of it is one jump in mid-Sept. Edge, or one lucky week? Paper money, simulated, not advice.
"My AI found the perfect strategy. It never loses!"
"Tested on what, last month?"
"...Just last month."
That's overfitting. Run it on years of real prices, then paper. That's how Quantradin works.
Google fell 13%. Don't let one stock lose your money.
It closed down about 13% Thursday, the day after earnings. If most of your money sat in it, one bad day became a bad year. Keep each slice small and a 13% day is a scratch, not a wound.
How much would you put in one stock?
Thursday on the paper desk: -$9,044 over 460 closed trades.
19 were options. All 19 lost. 18 of them were bought Oct 15 and came off today on the two-week clock.
Worst: an ADBE call, in at $7.85, out at $0.85.
Would you have cut it before the clock did?
Trend Follower: daily calls on AI names lagging their theme. 262 trades since late August, 35.9% winners, +$27,480 realized. Doubt: it peaked in late September and has handed most of it back since. A trend, or one good month? Paper money, simulated, not advice.
"My AI trades my real account while I sleep. Genius, right?"
"Did you ever test it on paper first?"
Agents can trade real accounts now. Test yours on fake money first. That's what I made Quantradin for.
Would you let one trade tonight?
What my backtest thinks I am:
Every curve-fit backtest makes you a giant. Then the same rule meets prices you didn't peek at, with real option spreads, and the giant is someone refreshing a red screen.
Run it on paper first. The humbling is cheaper there.
Google beat. Google fell 9%. Don't bet your money on good news.
Microsoft beat the same night and went up. Google's sales beat, its profit didn't, and about $9B went out the door on AI computers.
Amazon reports tonight. Which number would you watch, sales or profit?
