He/Him Host of @falconfootypod Your fun SuperCoach Dad 1/2 of the @FootyMailbag FormerTatooine correspondent for @JockReynolds Narrm Footy Club, NYG ❤️💙

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Joined September 2009
"He was a top 5 pick!" is very much putting your vce results on your resume areas
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Well. That happened. This week, the gang comforts Cass as we discuss the 2026 Grand Final and complete our post mortem. We rave about Kylie, boo Lachie Neale and try and find someone to blame for those final 4 minutes. Listen now! linktr.ee/falconfootypod
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Happy Grand Final week, friends! Cass is up and about, as expected. We also follow the Lachie Neale tribunal, unpack the Brownlow and discuss our favourite Kylie songs. **we had some issues with the record, apologies if the audio is a bit off this week! linktr.ee/falconfootypod
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The Tribunal is still deliberating. We'll now give highly paid athletes $50,000 (nearly half the average Australian yearly salary) for a really good mark and goal, rather than donate it to a charity of the player’s choice.
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Seeing the cups flying on to the ground. #AFLHawksLions
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idk who needs to hear this but “she was dressed as a crow” yeah and i would have been able to get that without the blackface 😭
me logging on and seeing 8 posts in a row of that crows fan in the crowd
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Blackface Crows fan in honour of Tex’s final game
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Bump
Damn, almost like letting a tired team play against a rested team makes a difference #AFLCatsBlues
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Thank you @mimibirch for writing this so the rest of us don't have to 🙏 WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT mimimise.substack.com/p/what…
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if you're a woman into afl even just posting dumb fucking twitter jokes there's some wankstain faceless account doing surveillance that would put flock's creepy face id to shame. ohhhh my godddddddd you fucking freaks are obsessed
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Hard to overstate the regularity with which I text Marnie some variation of: “hey I’ve seen the abuse you’re copping”. I don’t know of another reporter that cops as much online abuse as her and my heart breaks - for what? It’s fucking outrageous.
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There is nothing more sensitive than men on footy Twitter. My fucking god. The mere existence of other voices within that space sends them into meltdown. Log off. Touch grass. Get fucked. Losers.
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Marnie Vinall this, Marnie Vinall that I think these dudes are in Marnie Vin-denial about their own misogyny
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A bit went down in the news this week - we say as much as we can, and share our thoughts on Round 23. No Wharfie Time, two draws, Carlton appoint their guy and Essendon don't. Can you believe it's almost finals time? Listen now linktr.ee/falconfootypod
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Wharfie time being this weird mysterious event that everyone outside of Freo is begging to see is peak footy. #AFLFreoCrows
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2 hosts enter, 1 host leaves. Who wins the Mailbag cup?
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Round 21 is done, and didn't we have fun? Freo are minor premiers, the Bulldogs got tired and Melbourne bumped into an ex and are definitely texting their friends about it. We check in on our son, unlock a core memory and recast some classic Disney films! linktr.ee/falconfootypod
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“He’s a very important ingredient in this Collingwood team” COLLINGWOOD PIE, PIE. THE PUN IS RIGHT THERE BT!! #AFLPiesCats
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