Spare ticket for @pavement_band in Perth on Wednesday 22nd. Make me an offer and make it a reasonable one because you'll have to sit next to me for the entire show. 120 bucks is face price. @BNastanovich @dronecoma
Well, I did not know that there was a full conspiracy that Paul Mccartney has been dead since 1966. Absolutely fucking mind-blowing.
MY MAN CRUSH IS NOT PAUL MCCARTNEY. IT'S SOME OTHER VERY TALENTED BLOKE THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE PAUL MCCARTNEY.
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Watched some @AFL on't telly and act it was great! A defensive, low scoring draw: my kind of shit. They need to find a way to keep the scoring low going forward; maybe use a round ball, put a crossbar over the middle bit, and give 1 point for getting it in. #AFLPiesTigers
Amazing misunderstanding of the situation we are in from numskull Nick Valentine on #qanda. Wowzers.
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We don’t do January deals. But this year we’ve made a commitment to kindness. If you work in the NHS, the Fire Service or the Police we’re offering 50% off pizzas for the whole of January across all sites. Just show your ID. Pls RT and if you know someone in these jobs tell them.
If it gets really really bad,
If it ever gets really really bad,
Let's not kid ourselves, it gets really really bad.
Goodnight DB you genius. X
As the sun sets across the Babadag mountain, romance is in the air. I've brought beer, @bglendenning, @maxrushden and the rest of the Guardian Football Weekly team to the setting and it's a perfect meeting of worlds.
Hey @LowFourStudio at @OldGranadaMCR... give me those @bccamplight tickets! Streaming live 9pm Thursday August 9th lowfour.tv
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Greetings! Here are your #GreenMan18 day splits 👀 get planning! And if you fancy WINNING yourself a pair of GM18 tickets, just RT for a chance to bag some...
Did anyone else hear Martin Keown advise people not to "throw stones if things aren't right in your own workshop", on the telly last night? Pretty much the best piece of punditry I've ever seen.
Woke up excited about having 16th and 17th to open, but alas double Seville Caramel! @thorntonschocs have ruined Xmas. I'm not getting over this.
Oooooh, there it is. That feeling of bone crushing disappointment at the hands of International Football. How I've missed you.
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If you worked here this could be your staff lunch! Well, as luck would gave it, we're hiring...
@MarketHouseAlty
@MackieMayor
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Us and our big sister @Honest_Crust are recruiting cooks & chefs for altrincham and the new… instagram.com/p/BX733AplWsx/