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Hey Charlie Kirk, America reached a turning point!

Just used Kroger's new drying tube. Meh.

Compare and contrast. They are from Alabama. One is dumb. The other is Forrest Gump. One is loving and kind. The other is Tommy Tuberville.

Liberals: "It's not whether you win or lose. It's how you play the game." Conservatives: "It's not how you play the game. It's whether you win or lose." Blue beat threats, bribes, billionaires, and bullshit. Congratulations to America.

Dear Rest of the World, Thank you for your patience. US

Mississippi too close to call! Alabama... tughberville

C'mon Mississippi! You're the home of the BLUEs, after all.

Question for MAGA: You still don't get it, do you?

Does Congress have the power to shove Pete Hegseth into a missile launcher and fire him at Iran?

Happy to help #Hinojosa and #Talarico take Texas! Time for us to leave this place. See you soon, PacNW! Somebody buy our house.

My strongest relationships are with dogs and books. Books about dogs are my dream lovers.

This Halloween begins a tradition of sitting on my ass and devouring these while I ignore overbearing parents and their little ghouls ringing my doorbell.