Bringing you classic quotes from cult movies to brighten your day. Follow for regular snippets. Jake: "How often does the train go by?" - Blues Brothers

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Narrator: Fuck you! Fuck Fight Club! Fuck Marla! I am sick of all your shit! --Fight Club-- #quotes
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Ian Faith: They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist. Nigel Tufnel: Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy? I mean there's no... Ian Faith: Sex-IST! David St. Hubbins: IST! --This is Spinal Tap--
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The Big Lebowski: They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! Her life was in your hands! Brandt: This is our concern, Dude. --The Big Lebowski-- #randomquotes
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Lou: The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do. --Wall Street-- #moviequotes
The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson! Donny: What do you need that for, Dude? --The Big Lebowski-- #cultclassics
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Marty DiBergi: What would you do if you couldn't play music anymore? Mick Shrimpton: Well, as long as there's, y'know, sex and drugs, I could do without the rock & roll. --This is Spinal Tap-- #classics
[finding a beaten man in his closet] Leonard Shelby: ...who did this to you? Dodd: What? Leonard Shelby: Who did this to you? Dodd: You did. --Memento-- #quotes
Narrator: I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection. --Fight Club-- #quotes
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Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit. --This is Spinal Tap-- #quotes
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[Nice Guy Eddie asks if anyone knows what happened to Mr. Blue] Mr. Blonde: Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him... or they don't. --Reservoir Dogs-- #quotes
Dr. Gonzo: You drive. You drive. I think there's something wrong with me. --Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas-- #quotes
Austin Powers: Yeah, baby, yeah --Austin Powers-- #movies
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Chief Guard Barnes: [shouting at Alex, who is reading a legal document affecting his prison status] Don't read it! Sign it! --A Clockwork Orange-- #quotes
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Carl Fox: Stop going for the easy buck and start producing something with your life. Create, instead of living off the buying and selling of others. --Wall Street-- #classics
Don: Apparently it's for security. [Explaining the boxing arena] --Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrells-- #cultclassics
Grace: Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude. --Ferris Bueller's Day Off-- #quotes
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Dale's Man: They're driving an '84... Sheepdog. --Dumb and Dumber-- #cultclassics
Austin Powers: Why take the escalator when I have a perfectly good canoe right here? --Austin Powers-- #cultclassics
Sanford: Hey, I hear Caitlin's marrying an Asian drum major. Randal Graves: Design major. Dante Hicks: Can we not talk about this? Sanford: Fine by me, but you're living in denial and suppressing rage, motherfucker! --Clerks--
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: [considering the heroin deal after Tommy's funeral] Two kilos. What's that, about ten years? Mikey Forrester, Russian sailors, what the fuck are you boys on, eh? --Trainspotting-- #classics