Bungalow Bill

A squirrel in Stirling found a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer on the wet pavement and sat down to eat it like it was his. He looks like he'll survive the winter nicely, [📸: Jared Bowe (via IG)]

This is not a photograph. It’s called Oak Grove, and it was painted in 1887 by Ivan Shishkin. Every furrow of bark, every leaf, every blade of grass in the shade of these old oaks was put there by hand. Shishkin painted trees so faithfully that his canvases are less like pictures of a forest and more like portraits of the trees themselves, each one rendered down to its smallest detail. He spent his life wandering the woods near his home outside Saint Petersburg, studying nature so closely that Russia gave him a nickname: the singer of the Russian woods. What I love most is that these oaks feel so alive, you can almost feel the coolness of their shade on your skin. And like very old trees in real life, they make you feel small in the best way possible, as if they have seen everything and are telling you that it will all be alright...

If you’ve never heard a “flarp” sound, here ya go

Ok more context: your girlfriend isn’t Sydney Sweeney in lingerie. She’s Katie who works in Costco and she does not smell good. She’s been wearing the same unwashed sweatpants for a three days and she’s scratching her public hair and wiping snot off her chin.

Nope. Used to be a fan. Found out the truth of who, what and how she achieved fame. Too many in the music industry sold their souls.

Man caught in car with £14k of drugs as a lamb ate chips in the back seat avoids jail bbc.in/4im0eQs

Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days. Annoying? Not very sexy? GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING

Katherine Ryan reveals husband Bobby Koostra struggled with male postpartum depression after birth of son Fred Comedian Katherine Ryan has said her husband Bobby Koostra suffered from male postpartum depression after the birth of their son Fred. She revealed the details on a podcast and said the couple did not understand what he was going through at the time. Bobby was on edge, sleepless and struggled to articulate his feelings. Katherine said he later reflected that he had a really terrible time.

Signs she got a high body count??

Bir adam, dedesinin 2006 yılında sığınakta unuttuğu bidondaki peyniri aradan geçen 20 yıl sonra tekrar açtığında, peynirin son halini görünce gözlerine inanamadı.

I genuinely DO NOT like the concept of capitalism. I don’t want to work my job every day. I want to make art. I want to be in my garden. I want to feel something.