My guess is why havenβt a GCSE between you, your parents or your sibling.
Bonus point β your hard drive needs investigating by @gmpolice you slimey wrong un.
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Give that chef an award ππΌππΌ
Pineapple requester - BOG off π
Italian chef fired for refusing to put pineapple on pizza bbc.in/4egT8uf
You need to get a girlfriend mate.
π¨Michael Carrick on his heated altercation with Matheus Cunha after Manchester Unitedβs 3-2 victory over Roma:
π£οΈReporter: You were seen exchanging heated words with Cunha despite his two goals. What exactly happened?
ποΈMichael Carrick: βI was genuinely happy with his performance. Scoring twice in such an important game is fantastic, and I made sure he knew that. But I wasnβt happy about the red card. It was unnecessary, and I expected him to understand the consequences of leaving his teammates in that situation.
π£οΈReporter: Did he apologise for his actions?
ποΈMichael Carrick: βNo, and thatβs where the disagreement started. He wasnβt interested in apologising. He basically told me that he had single-handedly won us the game by scoring twice and that I should be thanking him instead of criticising him.
I told him that two goals donβt give you permission to ignore your responsibilities to the team. He responded that without him, we probably wouldnβt have won the game in the first place.
Things got quite heated because neither of us was willing to back down. I respect his confidence, but thereβs a difference between confidence and refusing to accept responsibility.
π£οΈReporter: Have you managed to resolve the situation?
ποΈMichael Carrick: βWeβve spoken, but I made my position very clear. Iβm happy with his goals, Iβm happy with the three points, but Iβm not happy with the way he handled himself.
Cunha is an important player for us, but I want everyone to understand something: NO ONE IS BIGGER THAN MANCHESTER UNITED. Not me, not the players, not even the biggest superstar in this dressing room.
You can score a hat-trick, win us a final or deliver the most incredible performance, but you still have responsibilities to this badge. If you make a mistake, you must accept it. Thatβs what being part of this football club means.β
Always Deform councillors
The Hampshire County Council member has been charged with 35 offences in total
Read more: independent.co.uk/news/uk/hoβ¦
Lemon by name, Lemon by nature.
π¨ π£MAJOR BREAKING : Sheikh Jassim is preparing a massive takeover attempt to buy Manchester United outright from the Glazer family and Sir Jim Ratcliffe at the end of the season.
The Qatari billionaire is reportedly ready to table a package worth close to β¬10 billion for total control of the club.
His proposed plans include fully funding:
β’A brand-new stadium or full redevelopment of Old Trafford
β’ State-of-the-art training facilities
β’ Substantial transfer budget backing
β’ Major local community regeneration projects
The decision now rests entirely with the current co-owners.
But heβs speaking facts.
Replying to @XolidCity
On Stick to Football, Carragher argued Unai Emery might leave for Man Utd due to footballβs hierarchy, telling Villa fans: βshut the f*** up Aston Villa fans. Aston Villa will never be Manchester United.β He later said it was a joke after the backlash. Thatβs the remark prompting Villaβs legal action.

























