@R3AVES

Chipotle changed my life #FreePalestineπŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

 Minneapolis, MN
Joined January 2026
  • Tweets17.5K
  • Following2.1K
  • Followers6.7K
1.8KMedia
Not tweeting until I’m under 220 lbs.
51
5
7
137
37,819
Diet starts tomorrow πŸ’”
18
2
1
86
4,757
No one will believe me this happened but… i was just at Subway and this guy came up to me, at first I thought he knew me personally but dude said β€œby any chance are u R3AVES from twitter?” 😭😭 i immediately said nah and he started telling me about me, saying R3AVES is a fat nigga who goes to Subway every day… I’m tryna act clueless so I just say again β€œyea nah that’s not me but that’s hilarious, let me see who you talking about” Kid showed me his screen, and I see my page but I also see the top left pfp and I’m so deadass when I say it was @NotLikeRuss pfp 😭😭😭😭 might just be a coincidence but my lawd he was huge bro nigga had some short shorts on with a tight ass tank top he wasn’t even trying to hide the moobs, funniest shit son but yall won’t believe me
19
4
96
4,029
OMG FLIGHT KNOWS MEEEE😭😭😭❀️
50
124
3
3,503
65,056
follow back please demon @Flight23White
9
1,206
changed my broke ass life ❀️
2
2
73
2,261
I miss my diet man
14
3
55
2,164
I’ve recently noticed some of my mutuals quoting replies baiting me into seeing very weird content If you do that I’m immediately blocking you
9
2
55
2,703
π™πŸ‘π˜Όπ™‘π™€π™Ž β€’.β€’ retweeted
Parkr
@staccinupOct 7
Y’all remember when Bronny got leaked smoking and Bron posted this to his story 😭😭😭😭
π™πŸ‘π˜Όπ™‘π™€π™Ž β€’.β€’
@R3AVESOct 6
I’m not even exaggerating, LeBron the funniest athlete I know 😭😭😭
198
3,172
101
65,399
3,197,620
😭😭😭😭
6
2
57
1,747
Reminder: Damian Lillard plays basketball today for the first time in 528 days.
5
1
36
1,794
16
1
43
4,277
Tyrese Haliburton returns to the basketball court today. I can't freaking wait.
7
4
75
2,366
π™πŸ‘π˜Όπ™‘π™€π™Ž β€’.β€’ retweeted
11🀞🏾@DawnSabastine11Oct 6
Kid you suck in the regular season too 😭
kuz
@kylekuzmaOct 6
Replying to @nathanmarzion
It’s pre season calm down lol
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Kuzma has recorded similar or worse lines in the playoffs and regular season, including 0-5 FG for 0 points with 0 rebounds, 0 assists, 0 steals and 0 blocks in 22 minutes during a 2025 playoff game vs. the Pacers. basketball-reference.com/players/k/kuzm… rotowire.com/basketball/hea…
34
2,049
23
37,856
534,497
π™πŸ‘π˜Όπ™‘π™€π™Ž β€’.β€’ retweeted
adidas Football
@adidasfootballOct 7
THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. 🐐
789
71,730
1,341
347,158
2,407,407
π™πŸ‘π˜Όπ™‘π™€π™Ž β€’.β€’ retweeted
Basketball Performances
@NBAPerformancesOct 7
Yaxel Lendeborg: 17 PTS, 9 REB, 2 AST, 1 BLK, 7/11 FG, 2/3 3FG, 72 TS% vs Lakers Great bounce back game for the rookie πŸ”₯
β›ΉπŸ½β€β™‚οΈ@jayflockss_Oct 7
Replying to @NBAPerformances
we need yaxel brodie
7
69
4
737
21,570
No joke I walked into the store and didn’t say a word, and the worker started making my sandwich from his memory LMAO
π™πŸ‘π˜Όπ™‘π™€π™Ž β€’.β€’
@R3AVESOct 7
Subway
6
1
1
52
3,699
Subway
Austin$$@goodkiidddOct 7
Replying to @R3AVES
Finally no subway
7
1
2
44
5,859
This how you hoop in the preseason
kuz
@kylekuzmaOct 6
Replying to @nathanmarzion
It’s pre season calm down lol
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Kuzma has recorded similar or worse lines in the playoffs and regular season, including 0-5 FG for 0 points with 0 rebounds, 0 assists, 0 steals and 0 blocks in 22 minutes during a 2025 playoff game vs. the Pacers. basketball-reference.com/players/k/kuzm… rotowire.com/basketball/hea…
2
5
89
2,278
Load more