newt’s biggest hater

I can't believe you're still alive . . . :)

Oh my fucking God .

That too . Brush your teeth as well , maybe ?

i see, i would've missed you if you were still out. how's the scrapyard ?

【 nodding along. seeming impressed. 】 huh, that sounds pretty cool in itself. did you leave the wolves ?

( ` Time machine flashback , slow blinking . ) .. I am not a crime dad – I am Newt's father-in-law . 💧

You need a lot more than a haircut , mate .

eh, 50/50 some fun colors at least. how have you been ?

I believe I haven't done any sort of crime just yet . ( ` Man's a bag of bones – decent bulk but that is simply because of his stature and the labcoat . ) I am not one to join in those types of endeavours . I am a scientist .

I'm sorry!

( ` Whole ass dad ,.,., Standing there like a 🪨 ) .. Father-in-law —- but , I supposed it was some sort of surprise ?

oh ! hi ! sorry i've been in a few firework accidents