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Labor and Green voters in 2029 when the new government brings back negative gearing!
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We cannot make it any clearer. Prepare for more rate hikes
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What winning looks like in the world of socialism.
Brazilian real futures down 10.2%, a move more than 10 standard deviations below the historical mean. solana:CBKUGz97z4fu7Y4tRdELsm7Mg36qRocRwjZkrw2vpump
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Looks like us parody accounts have new competition to deal with. Not liking our chances
To all those One Nation and Coalition types who have condemned Labor for its government deficits, the most recent four years are Labor’s (small surpluses and deficits as a proportion of GDP) while the deep red ones are Coalition deficits.
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Listening to Question time. According to the PM and the Treasurer the economy is doing great. So no issues with us increasing interest rates on Melbourne Cup day
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Was great to see the Prime Minister at a wealth seminar this morning. He said you can build a lot of wealth and get ahead by keeping your mother living in a housing commission at other taxpayers expense when you start to earn good coin.
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If you’re going to make a bet on Melbourne Cup day, the best bet you can make is that interest rates are going up!
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Victoria will soon be free
🚨 NEW: Victoria (state) voting intention 🟦 L/NP: 33% (+2) 🟥 ALP: 24% (-4) 🟧 ONP: 20% (+1) 🟩 GRN: 14% (+1) ⬛️ OTH: 9% (-) Two-party-preferred 🟦 L/NP: 55% (+3) 🟥 ALP: 45% (-3) Newspoll | 15-22 Oct | n=1017 | +/- 23-26 Jul
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The inferior welfare loaders and renters of Western Sydney cheer the first take off of a Jetstar flight from Western Sydney airport
Its taken off! Historic day for Western Sydney International Airport, Western Sydney and Australia ✈️ #WSI #Jetstar
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Compared to this time last year when Sydney auction clearance rates were hovering around the 465% mark, today the Auction clearance rates are now in negative territory. This weekend at minus 36%
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Property investors that sold their portfolio a month before the budget came out and now earning interest on their cash
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It’s all downhill from here. Might just head to the Golden Sheaf
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At our next interest rate meeting we will be considering a 50bps hike as oil prices are increasing the cost of childcare
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They’re waiting for negative gearing to be brought back so they can leverage it 15x to buy Western Sydney real estate
JUST IN: Berkshire Hathaway now has $365 billion in cash, enough to buy 472 of the 500 companies in the S&P 500.
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My fellow Australians. It is with great sadness to report Sydney house prices is about to reach an annual fall of 10%. We are entering our darkest moment.
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One of my team members did an interview for the next episode of 60 minutes. I hope the ALP are watching.
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Bring back negative gearing. Cowards did this. Sydney house prices fell more today than all the falls since Turnbull was Prime Minister combined
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We are preparing the nation for interest rate hikes as it’s only the RBA that can reduce the price of global oil. The world is depending on us
#RBA will be hiking in November. 👀
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