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Ricky “Key Bump Bandit” Battlestreet

@RBattlestreet

Living the dream serving fiends

 Kensington, Philadelphia
Joined February 2016
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Dayne Young@dayneyoungOct 25
The 1-loss SEC teams
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The art of “Bend don’t break”
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John Foley
@2008PhilzOct 21
Through 1 game… 1982-83 Sixers: 1-0 2026-27 Sixers: 1-0
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Drinking all day no stimulants challenge half time stats: 5 micheloebs 1.5 transfusions 1 Guinness 1 Surfside 1 whiskey and coffee cocktail 0 goons 1 pair of soiled underpants
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I passed out at 11:00pm watching BYU Notre Dame. Last memory was live betting BYU at +200.
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bean smoothie™@beansm00thieOct 16
If i overdose on gas station boner pills DO NOT NARCAN ME 🗣🗣🗣
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Sleeper
@SleeperHQOct 15
Eagles signing Backyard Baseball characters 😭
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@AdamSchefterOct 15
Eagles have signed RB Ian Wheeler to their practice squad.
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If Death handed me a 5 iron and told me if I don’t hit it 75 yards straight, everyone dies. You all would have the length of my pre shot routine to say bye to your loved ones 99/100 times. I can’t wait to play Saturday.
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Rick Saratoga
@toga_party_Oct 14
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No better feeling than meeting a girls dog for the first time and the dog lets you pet him and she says “wow they usually don’t like people”
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That Hurts
@That_HurtsOct 11
NFC East coaching
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Eagles Fans: if you don’t hate your team more than cowboys fans, and you don’t love your team more than your own family, you are not a true fan.
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TrillHill
@trillhill87Sep 26
🤖 Made with AI
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I feel better blowing vape smoke in a babies face than I do in a cats face.
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Blow me Lane Kiffin
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Execute Lane Kiffin
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If you don’t have substance dependence issues are you even living?
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Ah… another Saturday, another day of putting my well being and finances on the backs of kids who can’t even legally drink. God Bless America.
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Job Application process is worse than hazing because there is no free liquor or cocaine after getting humiliated by a multi-national corporation.
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