RDJ. ||PARODY||

At this point, if I need to introduce myself, it’s really my own fault. - 21+ - RP/FL Only - Strictly IC - MDNI - Friendly writer Like, retweet, do the thing.

Ladies of America. Please. I’m not attempting to mansplain. I’m going to empower. If you’re with a man, and you vote for a good, decent person because you “have to cancel out his vote”? You’re not canceling his vote. He’s canceling yours. Make men lonelier. Leave him, diva.

In all seriousness, I am having so much fun in this lead up to Doomsday. It’s gonna be amazing seeing everyone react to him, and what we’ve done, and what he does. And man…he does a lot.

Doom cares not for the size of the screen. He will arrive. All the same.

For all the DoomGirlies and Latverian Witches out there.

Don’t read the jacket. Doesn’t mean anything. I promise¿

Not even the Mouse can save you.

Doom is Happy. Do you think your fave will be? Only one Happy ending.

Secret little vacation. Preparing for the calm before the storm. Doom’s still coming. Just a little detour.

🎶 Take me out….to the baaaallllgaaame…🎶

Hi. Everyone of voting age that this reaches, please listen: Don’t listen to Matthew fucking McConaughey. He’s not the one for this. Listen to him for two things only: Cadillacs and best weed strain. Vote like your life, or someone you love’s life, depends on it.

You’re gonna need more than that, boys…

I am tired. Send coffee. Send caffeine. Send all of it.

Cry with me.

The only time you’ll see Doom in a box. Mark my words.

Did I get enough sleep? No. But I’m gonna make the most of it!

Witches, assemble.

Guys, he’s right behind you. See, without Tony, they’re lost.

I might be too old for Fortnite.

When you think of THAT person.