
Storyteller. @XMoney 42er. I build teams, sell solutions, and write about Dogecoin.
Orlando, FL
Joined August 2021
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Grok Bot®
(grok-uh-bot)
The first-of-its-kind productivity agent.
I used to work 10 hours a day, 5 days a week.
Then my doctor prescribed Grok Bot. Now I work 15 hours a day, 7 days a week, and my output is up 6-fold.
While on Grok Bot, people reported:
• Finishing quarterly goals before lunch
• Building entire products in a weekend
• Answering emails at 3 a.m. and feeling grateful
Grok Bot may cause serious side effects including:
Work addiction, inability to log off, spontaneous calendar blocking, mild to severe “just one more task,” forgetting meals exist, referring to your spouse as “the stakeholder,” and rare but serious cases of organizing the garage at 11:47 p.m. “because Grok Bot suggested it.”
In clinical trials, 87% of patients experienced at least one symptom of “I should be working right now.” Some patients reported seeing task lists in their peripheral vision.
Tell your doctor right away if you experience sudden urges to optimize your morning routine, or if you find yourself saying “this will only take 20 minutes” more than twice a day.
Do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of Grok Bot. You will try to optimize it.
Grok Bot is not for everyone.
People with healthy work-life balance, hobbies, or the ability to close their laptop without guilt should talk to their doctor first.
Ask your doctor if Grok Bot is right for you.
Or don’t. It’s an AI. It already knows.
🤖 Made with AI
Just got back from a week long trip in Mexico City celebrating our friends at their wedding.
Can’t wait to post some of my favorite moments through out this week.
DOGECOIN’S COMING TO X MONEY!
@DogecoinLabs tests integration of @MyDoge with @XMoney for P2P Dogecoin payments direct on 𝕏!
🚨DOGECOIN LABS LAUNCHES WITH FOUNDATION PARTNERSHIP
Dogecoin Labs, a newly formed company that puts the MyDoge and Dogecoin Foundation teams into partnership, has officially launched consolidating key ecosystem products under one organization led by MyDoge CEO, Jordan Jefferson.
@MyDoge (the consumer wallet with over 500,000 users), @DogeOS (the EVM-compatible application platform whose public testnet launched September 30th), and @thesuchapp (merchant payment tools for invoicing and in-person QR payments, originally from House of Doge) are now united under the newly formed company Dogecoin Labs.
This partnership lets the Dogecoin Foundation continue supporting L1 core development, maintenance, and open-source work, while Dogecoin Labs focuses on institutional grade payment utility through DeFi apps, developer tools, and other commerce infrastructure .
By combining consumer reach, developer infrastructure, and merchant rails in one place, Dogecoin Labs aims to turn Dogecoin’s liquidity, community, and cultural reach into practical on-chain activity making it a stronger contender for everyday adoption as a preferred payment option.
Dogecoin Labs launches as DOGE ecosystem seeks growth beyond meme-driven demand theblock.co/news/business/20…
The supercar industry just turned into an antique collection market after last night.
The brand value of new luxury cars will be a tenth of what they used to be.
Humans are increasingly becoming the bottleneck.
If you’re building anything enduring, you have to think 20 years ahead and then assume that will be the reality in just 3 years or less.
MyDoge Team Talks Grand Heist
Join me today at 11:00 pm ET to talk about the Grand Heist activation within the new @MyDoge V3 wallet with the creators behind it.
There may even be teasers about upcoming quests on the horizon👀
The Grand Heist is in full swing with the launch of @MyDoge V3
Join @MyDogeCEO, @BuildrJ, and @hoffdogg as we celebrate launch and explore what's coming.
📅 October 14, 11am EST on X
🕵️ Heist Alpha
🔑 CODE reveal for this week's quest
NOW STREAMING: Avatar: Seven Havens
I for one am going into tonight with an open mind. I’m excited about the new art direction and trust the creators that it fits the world and story direction for the new series.
Who’s binging it on release with me?
I’m so excited to see @DuGsApp as a part of the first week of The Grand Heist on @DogeOS through the @MyDoge V3 wallet!
Which faction did y’all choose for the heist? I think Kernel Crew is calling my name.
Dogecoin has had the culture for years.
Today, the apps start catching up.
@DogeOS public testnet is live, and @MyDoge V3 puts real apps in a wallet already used by hundreds of thousands of people.
Congrats to both teams.
DuGs is part of The Grand Heist. Every heist needs a crew, so explore our quests and find yours 🐾
quest.dogeos.com/quests?part…
🚨MyDoge V3 is Live!
Soon is now! @MyDoge just opened the wallet that houses DogeOS dapps with EVM capability, so Dogecoin can do more than send and tip.
@DogeOS turns the people’s currency into a place for games, DeFi, and apps, all with payment utility in $DOGE.
Download the MyDoge wallet and step into the Dogeverse: v3.mydoge.com/
1| MYDOGE V3 IS OFFICIALLY LIVE!
The #1 dogecoin wallet just got betterrer: equipped with new features, social login, upgraded designs, and a whole lot more for you to do with your DOGE.
Your gateway to the dogecoin economy starts here ↓
DOGECOIN PICKS UP SPEED FOR PAYMENTS LAYER
A Dogecoin Payment layer that is 300x transaction speed and allows custom payment fee structures👀
This was being built under the radar by a power house in our ecosystem @MarshallHayner and his team at @MetallicusTDBN and @MetalBlockchain.
I don’t think many understand the impact tech like this will have on institutional adoption. Well done!
Same Doge. New beat.
Five years ago, @elonmusk challenged the Dogecoin community to make it 10x faster, increase block size 10x, and cut fees 100x. It didn’t look possible on the existing proof-of-work stack. At the same time, at @MetallicusTDBN and @MetalBlockchain, we had begun the work of building blockchain technology to integrate into banks, credit unions, and financial services. I could see where the future was headed, and the vision was clear.
It took a few years. We didn’t just make it 10x faster. We made it 300x faster. Throughput no longer depends on block size, and fees are fully customizable.
This isn’t Dogecoin Core. It’s a separate payment layer that keeps the same UTXO model as Dogecoin and Bitcoin, under a proof-of-stake consensus called Snowman. Built for X, and for any fintech that wants to scale Dogecoin and Bitcoin.
And we’re not finished. We opened the door. On the other side is the blockchainification of finance as we know it.
GitHub: github.com/MetalBlockchain/d…
Live alpha on mainnet: metaldoge.com
Sharing joint accounts are as easy as a tap of a button.
I airdropped my invite to my wife, and now we can keep our joint expenses in one account.














