Red .

How long can I go before my account gets deleted?

Why can’t anyone’s resolutions be I’m going to spend more on strippers. Specifically I’m going to go out on Saturdays and put money on Red.

I’m trying to come up with some New Year’s resolutions, and to follow my bestie Venom’s trend maybe some predictions for 2025. I want to hear everyone else’s predictions.

Ugh i know better than to work during the holidays. Why did I do this.

I love being back in class! Today a boy tells me I should use a tool, then I look up the tool which is stupid. Then look up the boys twitter, and I realize the boy is stupid. I love the insight social media gives.

I keep having these reoccurring dreams about a strip club ive never been to. I mean really it’s a mash up of a few I’ve worked in and the art deco movie theater from a town I lived in as a child.

Sometimes it’s so hard to be a good person. I just found a wallet on the ground, and turned it in. It have a few hundred $ in it, which would have tipped my night into good. The person it belonged to didn’t say thanks.

The next time someone wants to be go with me I should remember the advice I give others. You set your price, and there is no reason to lower your price of yourself…also never negotiate for one always go for more.

Sometimes at 4:30am I just want to iron all my napkins.

I broke my shoes, so I wore my back up-back-up shoes. Wow I know why I’ve never warn these. I was trying to hold back tears on stage. I really need to get new shoes.

Someone asked me what it was like dancing before boobs and if I make more money now. I’ve never danced before boobs. So now I’m thinking I’m leaving money on the table; not leaving into my boobs for sales.

Tonight someone said their name was blue when I said my name was red. I then asked why not puce?

I think I want to get into local politics, like for real. I’m tired of seeing my city fail it’s people.

I know I say this every few month but I’m really thinking about coming back to the internet…which is spooky…

What is microblogging is it a thing anymore?

To quote @mickeyavalon “you’re just a midnight snack shhhhhh don’t talk back”… “so rich so pretty”

Whoa it’s windy out.

I’m tired of being smart. All I want to do is be all “omg ur a dr I love that” & “omg cs degrees are so cute” “I’m trying to learn programming can you hello me”

Real question. Is armpit hair sexy? I’m thinking about leaving mine since I’m coming back to work after a break. It seems like a fun change.

Sometimes I want to walk up to dudes and release the most primal yell…like I give zero shits but I’m going to love though your baby insult about my dump truck ass #heavybutt