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Just a heads up that I’m the worst parody account to ever do it so whenever I’m in character I’ll add a ⌖ to my messages when they’re in character and then the rest of the time that’s just me cause I don’t wanna make two different accounts
I don’t have the patience to write out Drifters accent in text but I admire the accounts who do and I hope you guys read my tweets and DMs in his voice
This is how it feels to take a shower so just think about that everytime one of you tries to hose me down. This is what you’re doing to me.
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Feral Vampire Man-thing and an Eldritch Bellhop.
Thanks so much for letting me dub this one, @PoisonedReptile! I hope you like it.
#deadlock #drifter #thedoorman
Oh yeah ahhahahaha I love roleplaying on twitter on my silly parody account IS THAT THE FUCKING SUN COMING UP???????


























