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@RJP_Comedy

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Joined June 2017
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Spent 9/11 alone this year. No big family meals. No turkey. No cranberry sauce. No crazy uncle who wants to make the whole Jets game one big joke about you know what. Honestly, it was nice. I cleaned my apartment. I took a bubble bath. I read a bucket list book. This is self care
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Got a head injury and now I talk like Chalky White from Boardwalk Empire
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Sucking Asian cock is like eating those novelty lolly pop candies with like the crickets and spiders inside them.
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Cornell 7? Ohio State 5 at best
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Klonopin Centaur@facetedcarapaceSep 15
Slightly relieved Ed Sheeran didn't stand his ground or have any principals so I did not have to develop begrudging respect for a guy who makes Hallmark channel music for your most lobotomized coworkers
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Trevor Official
@TrevorOfficialRSep 15
Yosemite Sam fucked Elmer Fudd and made him give birth to two bugs bunnies out his ass.
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Elon Musk looks like a KTW (Korean to white) boomer tranny.
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Imagine trying to watch a silent film drunk
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People don’t know this, but midgets have their own language
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Mh… #MeToo. You were dead… I killed you…. I watched you die…
Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) profile pictureNick Sortor
@nicksortorSep 1
🚨 BREAKING: The Lindsay Clancy jury has just told the judge they CANNOT reach a unanimous verdict in the murder trial This is INSANE. She KlLLED her children. She literally ADMITS that. The judge sent them back to TRY AGAIN.
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I hate Singal. He white washes liberal zionists by pretending like the distortion of the term “Blood Libel” sprang up out of Vance 5 minutes ago and like I didn’t just spend the last 3 years hearing people like Ben Shapiro call the criticism of Hind Rajab’s murder “Blood Libel”
Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) profile pictureJesse Singal
@jessesingalSep 1
J.D. Vance, addressing a Jewish Republican group, with no goddamn clue what "blood libel" means
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Rosa Parked her ass in row N and scored a W for all her Brothas and Sistas in row Z
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Justin Bieber
@justinbieberAug 2
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Sean Padraig McCarthy
@SeanMcCarthyComJul 18
Soon grocery bills will be so expensive that Americans will have no choice but to cook and eat Bari Weiss
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Libs will say Obama’s chef drowned, but Nolan Wells was murdered. No one will ask whether or not they could swim.
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Justin Bieber
@justinbieber13 Dec 2009
Omgasshhh me usher @barackobama and Michelle Obama no big deal!
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I regret every day I served this country, but I’d enlist again if we decided to fight Israel.
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Bluechew now available in vape
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NOT NOW! I’M WATCHING A MONTAGE OF A SICK HORSE GETTING BETTER ON REELS!
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Damn. Jews beat Massie. Fuck then and him.
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