A rare species, a pre-2008 bert. Must be protected at all costs. Honoured to have you on board, Graham 🍌🍌👍👍 – at Salford, England

New series of BLUE PLANET coming soon 📺 🐋 🎣 🗑 🐫 🚮 Sir David Attenborough explores the survival of massively endangered species, THE PRE-2008 BERT 🍌🍌🍌 With only 3,007 said to remain, Attenborough says: "even more precious than we ever realised" 🏅 – at Manchester, England

Please bert less angrily

Thank you 'Jim - 4 in a row' 🍌🍌🍌🍌

Afraid any grief from followers of a sham organisation will have to be declared null & void. Doesn't exist. Apologies. 🍌🚫

Are you pre or post 2008 yourself, Graham? 🍌

Enjoyable to see so many new berts keeping a close watch on our account - not only new to following us, but likely only city fans post 2008 🍌🍌

Build a bonfire 🔥 🎶

Spotted in Manchester city centre 🍌 – at Salford, England

Spotted in Manchester Airport 🍌 – at Manchester, England

As an act of friendship, some helpful info for all berts who follow us: The phrase "null and void" means that an agreement, contract, law, title or transaction has no legal force or effect, and is treated as if it never existed! 🍌 🚮 🏆 🚫 🐫

Very sorry to hear the wheels have come off, Onions. Can't imagine how it must feel – at Salford, England

10 more years of the Glazers? Inevitable. However, in 10 years you'll still have a tache & a pair of Kickers. Inevitable.

Just like is happening at sham city, it would be nice if all our recent results could be declared null & void 👍 – at Milan, Lombardy

Rinse & repeat. While the Glazers stay, the club is f*cked. End of. – at Como, Lombardy

Just when you think they might be in danger of winning some kind of PR battle with their bot accounts, bert accounts, inflatables & endless spamming of the internet, they get about 10 fans for a vital Champions League game. MASSIVE! The only club in Manchester 😂😂😂😂 – at Milan, Lombardy

The Council House is only full in your dreams, Dazza #nullandvoid

Now playing at the Ralph Milne Discotheque: MASSIVE Attack - Unfinished Attendance 🍌 🚮 🎶 – at Manchester, England

Annual collection of three easy points 👍

Up the Null & Voids, he means