HOW Hall of Famer. 5 time HOW World Champion. Emperor of Townsend’s Taco Imperium.
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Joined September 2011
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Rhys Townsend retweeted
The bin-load of piss sticks all say yes - howrestling.com/2019/08/28/t…
One Day The Dildos Will Rise Up And Kill Us All - howrestling.com/2019/08/28/o… #FNC #FRIDAYNIGHTCHAOS #HOW #97RED #GROUNDZERO #PREDICTABLE
I see we have a new faction on the scene...pro tip, boys - Don't tweet at the eMpire, it's not worth it unless you want to read a bunch of hypocritical bitches whining about you "burying" people.
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Also, motherfucking Katsuyori motherfucking Shi-fucking-Bata returned and I am ALL about this shit. And no, my Twitter account is entirely unaware of a fourth wall. #PREDICTABLE
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Relieved to get my shit up in plenty of time, and to be somewhat satisfied with it. Should be a good match. @LSDLegend @AwesomeEvanWard #GROUNDZERO
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Rhys Townsend retweeted
Since @HOF_Sektor has been bugging me about it. howrestling.com/2019/08/07/c…
Website monkeys collared me for some comments - howrestling.com/2019/08/06/t… #GROUNDZERO #HOWRESTLING #PREDICTABLE
Rhys Townsend retweeted
The last time I stood in the War Games ring Ground Zero walked away with the World Title. Nice to see history repeat itself on our reunion. Congrats @HOF_Sektor
hi I'm here to have about 19 needless names and to make witty tweets on the twitter because I've never done any of the things I'm mocking. i might potentially be inbred too. did you know i have shiny things it must have been 30 seconds since i last reminded you
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Now, someone point me in the direction of the shiny shiny I haven't won, please... #PREDICTABLE #LSDCHAMPIONSHIP #ONETIME #97RED #GROUNDZERO
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Getting to reunite Ground Zero is a bit surreal. I've wanted to do it for a while...I never dreamed of getting all of @AwesomeEvanWard @HOF_Sektor @LSDLegend back on board... @Chris_America was always a dream recruit for GZ for me. #97RED #HOW #GROUNDZERO #PREDICTABLE
On a more personal note, to say I'm pretty excited to be back would be an understatement. I have zero idea if I'm gonna be any good or not, but I am pumped to find out. Can't fucking wait to get back into it. #97RED #HOW #GROUNDZERO #PREDICTABLE
Rhys Townsend retweeted
It was an honor to write the tag match. Kudos to Lee and all of the role players for their work and effort.
Rhys Townsend retweeted
War Games Results **Main Event Winner and the Losing captain speaks** Winner segment up next howrestling.com/2019/08/03/w…
Rhys Townsend retweeted
11,012 words for the Main Event. I know that really dont mean dick if you think it sucked but I am just happy and can safely say i put in WORK to try and live up to what the rpers did for this PPV. Might not agree with the outcomes fully but at the end of the day respect the work
Rhys Townsend retweeted
War Games Results **Firing and Hiring** MAIN EVENT NEXT!!! howrestling.com/2019/08/03/w…