Didn’t Farage previously say that the 5 million quid he got from cryptocurrency billionaire Christopher Harborne was for his security…?!?

The first three episodes of the new Grazing GOATs podcast are now available on Spotify to botherate your beautiful ears. Ever had one of those pub chats about the greatest something-or-other of all time…?

Might actually be worth the entrance fee to the Freedom 250 gig to catch Milli Vanilli miming miming.

Was going to castigate the BBC for their regnal number faux pas, then thought that the White House is probably expecting a visit from King Charles II…

#bbcrugby Poor p*SS or p*sspoor…?

Sunak’s resignation speech looking like that first jump scare in a Japanese horror flick before the ghost crawls out of the TV.

Just how many eccentric Danish queens are there…?

#BBCFootball “Ben Mee, shape me, any way you want me…”

Actually, that looks like being a cracking match.

#barclaycardxlatitude Cloaked ‘n soaked…