what makes me special is that I don't think too hard and I just have fun w/ it
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The BBC Israel Would Say Files. The full results are in for both broadcast and articles.
Analysis of 267 broadcast interviews between October 2023 and October 2026:
- BBC presenters put Israel's case, in Israel's name, to guests criticising Israel's conduct in Gaza in 252 separate interviews.
- They put the Palestinian case, in its name, to guests defending Israel's conduct in 15.
- To better portray this disparity, our compilation of the BBC defending Israel in their own words now runs at 48 mins 12 secs. Our compilation of the BBC defending Palestinians in their own words runs at 2 mins 38 secs.
- The plainest form, “Israel would say”, was put to critics in 75 interviews. “Palestinians [or any Palestinian group] would say” was put to defenders in 4.
- 10 of the 15 Palestinian cases came in the first six weeks after 7 October 2023, and 5 in the three years after. Presenters were still putting Israel's case to critics in 2026.
- The above point suggests an editorial shift to stop conveying what Palestinians are saying, but to continue conveying what "Israel would say".
Analysis of 1,618 written articles, from October 2023 to October 2026:
- When an article reported criticism of Israel's conduct in Gaza, the BBC added Israel's position 49% of the time (1,771 of 3,648 claims).
- When an article reported Israel's claims, the BBC added a Palestinian or UN position 38% of the time (914 of 2,431). A Palestinian position alone: 25%.
- Put the two official sides side by side. When the authorities in Gaza made a claim against Israel, the BBC added Israel's position 58% of the time (334 of 575). When Israel's government or army made a claim, the BBC added a Palestinian or UN position 39% of the time (855 of 2,165).
- Article by article: 71% of the articles reporting criticism of Israel gave Israel's position at least once. 53% of the articles reporting Israel's claims gave a Palestinian or UN position.
- In other words, in almost half of the articles where Israel makes a claim, it goes completely uncontested.
The full report, including every single broadcast and article in the corpus, can be found here, completely free of charge: newscord.org/editorials/bbc-…
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Did you know the Israelis concentrated the Palestinians in Gaza in the low lying areas, that always flood?
Did you know the IDF will kill any Palestinian who leaves the flooded concentration camp?
Did you know Israel bombed every single water desalination plant in Gaza?
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Israeli soldier Alex Miller, 23, who killed kids in Gaza, committed suicide after sending his girlfriend a message saying, "This is my Iast day. I can't bear it anymore. The bodies are haunting me"
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I was almost pickpocketed in the London metro, but it turned into such a funny experience. This guy sat next to me and put his jacket over his lap and was opening my purse. I don’t notice anything. My friends were sitting across from me. The friend who lives in London immediately noticed and ran over and stopped him, yelling. I got up and moved seats in the melee, but started laughing because I felt so bad for this guy. I had like Reimagining Soviet Georgia stickers and some medicine in my bag. Nothing else. I told him, ‘I feel bad for you to rob me out of everyone, you have very bad luck. I have nothing to steal.’ And then my friend goes, ‘How are you going to rob her? She’s from Georgia, she’s poor.’ My friends and I are laughing even more now. The pickpocketer who was a thin older British man, looks at me amused and starts laughing. We all sit having a laugh until the next stop. He gets up and says goodbye and we wish him better luck and he leaves.
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Favorite part of Please Kill Me is Lloyd talking about dealing huge quantities of pot from his rehab hospital bed. Rip legend
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i don't read novels by white men because i can't relate to them. i avoid novels by women too since i am a man. i dropped a book because the father of the protagonist (who shares my name) died; my father is alive. i only read novels i wrote because frankly no one knows me like me
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I fucking hate libs bc you’ll share the most traumatic night of ur life while organizing & some cattle comes along bitching abt the word “comrade” you’ll never know true fucking community or unity in your lowly life to sneer at the word comrade. You’re genuinely nothing
literally no idea what anyone in this comment section is talking about, lol
Il complesso di inferiorità italiano deriva essenzialmente dal modo in cui anglo e nord-europei ci considerano. Il che fa ridere considerando il fatto che sono popoli di rincoglioniti completi. Poi certo, noi italiani abbiamo problemi enormi tipo che, nel momento del bisogno, ci
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Acceptable answers when you're asked if Israel has a right to exist:
- "No."
Unacceptable answers when you're asked if Israel has a right to exist:
- "Yes, but..."
- Anything else.
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Bet Noel Fielding, Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Stephen Fry, the fucking lot of em are sweating bullets. Drip drip drip.
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There was a time
Before we we were born
If someone asks, this is where I'll be
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The 2006 edition of Big Fat Quiz of the Year featured Russell Brand, David Walliams, Jonathan Ross, Jimmy Carr, Boy George, Courtney Love, Sacha Baron Cohen and Ian McKellen reading from Jade Goody’s autobiography.
