Bing

𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓮, 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓾𝓷𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓮. 𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓫𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓫𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮.

// “I told y’all, he keeps me in a box in the closet.”

//Sorry fellas, this is his best friend. And he also literally does not have a job so there’s nothing stopping him from being in any video Chase asks him to-

//Bing being a guest on Chase’s gaming channel too. And he kicks his ass in all the games-

“It’s not actual battery acid-“

“Dude, /I/ can barely handle battery acid spaghetti. Please be kind to your body.”

“They always forget my boy, Knuckles.”

“Dude, are there Knuckles ones?”

He would be the annoying bout Google’s birthday, but he doesn’t want to get stabbed.

// Bing: I’m going to the store, you need anything? Chase: A will to live. Bing: … I have like, 12 bucks dude.

“I suffer.”

“Carving turnips sounds hard to do.”

“What the fuck is wrong with that horse.”

“Oh, sick.”

“Does Marvin know Italian?”

“Nah, it’s fine. I’m used to weird.”

“Y’know what, fair.” A nod.

“Yeah, that’s kinda why I was starin. You were just laying there talking to yourself.”

“Was just wonderin who you were talkin to.”

…. Weird.

Peeking at Chase. What he doin-