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They're really selling it to me lol
Scenes from a suburban Barnes & Noble last week 🫠
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Send that girl online $100. It will feel good, trust me.
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I'm looking to interview American Gen Zers about the upcoming election for @MarketWatch. Email me if you'd like to chat! I'll have to use your full name in the piece, and am happy to answer any question you may have before you decide. [email protected]
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Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026
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VERY important to make sure I get enough protein to fuel me through sitting on my ass all day worrying about money and death
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rae 🫠 retweeted
burn it. burn it all god
CBS News
@CBSNewsOct 14
German police have seized a humanoid robot after it allegedly touched a 16-year-old girl in an indecent manner and made sexually suggestive gestures toward her. Investigators were trying to determine Wednesday whether the robot's actions were deliberately controlled by two young men who apparently livestreamed the incident in the western city of Cologne on social media. cbsn.ws/4yim6Rq
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I’m gonna start saying “i drove all the way to Brooklyn…” when things don’t go my way
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Not punishing rapists in high school and/or college because of their "promising futures" is how you get a rapist for president. Twice.
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Zito@_ZeetsOct 11
Insecure people love trying to humble you. They think that everything you are is a challenge to them and if they can’t raise themselves up, they have to cut you down. It’s so unbecoming for an adult.
Replying to @erinisaway
tbh it is now a red flag for emotional abuse to me if someone completely drops off from every complimenting me. you’re supposed to wanna lift your partner up, supposed to make them feel seen and inspired!
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when you find yourself having thoughts like this it’s very important to step back and think “I need to get a bigger life”
People that read books on the train are lowkey kinda performative 😭
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BREAKING: JACK SMITH UNDER OATH: “Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation.”
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People share the story but it’s time we start sharing the names as well Matthew Ingalls. Jonathan Newell. Winston Lee. Gillio Lopes. Diego Sarabia. Scott Norris. Scott Kretzschmar Thank you Editorial
Exclusive | Cornell frat bros forcibly drugged student before horrifying gang rape, texted ‘free p–y’ invitation: suit trib.al/4ParhqQ
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The last 24 hours of news as a woman: - A man jacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her seat. - 7 frat boys drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise “free p*ssy” to their frat. Cornell makes them write essays. - A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension. - A teen boy stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order. - Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.
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I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT
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I’m already ready for next Summer.
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feminism didn’t teach me to hate men. It taught me not to prioritize them above myself and apparently many men experience that as hate.
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men literally piss in public but aren’t demonized as much as women who breastfeed in public.
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