It’s that time a year again where I beg @Zak_Bagans to unblock @Thisgirljanina for her birthday…
Will this year be the year?! Help my girl out.
All she wanted was new @GhostAdventures episodes 🥺
Turns it on this morning— @machinegunkelly plays, followed by @LordHuron
I will literally contemplate buying a top for $50 but don’t think twice about spending $50 at brunch
Firm believer in guys ‘don’t get called by their name’ until they deserve it.. so until then, continue on “tall guy” “coffee boy” “Scotty boy” and “Dutch dude”
Hinge, “the dating app designed to be deleted”
More like a place to match with people you only ever speak to once, maybe twice, or likely never at all.
Just a bunch of us out here ‘inviting the other to start the chat.’
How do you become a person who trusts themselves to wear all white?
Asking for myself, not a friend.
All of my boyfriends who don’t know they’re my boyfriends are getting girlfriends.
and people wonder why I have trust issues.




