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This man understands that what we really want, what we CRAVE is seeing the barstool boys punished.
Peep Update:
The Peeps milkshake was the worst decision I’ve ever made in my entire life.
My stomach is killing me.
I just had to get off the bus because I was going to puke.
I’m now waiting at the train station.
127 down, 283 to go, and I’m 99% sure I’m done for the day.
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My biggest fear is dying in a crowd crush.
Whoever organized this should be put in jail, I’m so serious. If you disagree google famous crowd crush incidents like the station nightclub or Astroworld.
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So Pooh lives in like a fully furnished house. Piglet is described as living in a “grand house” inside a beech tree. Rabbit has an amazing cave in the ground with multiple rooms. Owl has a dope treehouse.
AND THEY MAKE EEYORE SLEEP HERE!?!?!?
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I don’t care if he’s Batman.
Pattinson is perfect for this. He’s debonair, stylish and effortlessly cool.
That’s what James Bond is in a distillation.
The 5 finalists that have tested for the role of James Bond:
• Robert Pattinson
• Jack Lowden
• Callum Turner
• Nicholas Hoult
• Josh O'Connor
Who would you choose?
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Nominations and confirmations for basically any role should be illegal during the period between the election and inauguration.
I’m so sick of parties playing like it’s the 9th inning when they already lost and we told them to leave.
This is the last chance to confirm originalist judges. Mitch McConnell played hardball during the 2020 lame-duck session. This time it will be even harder, writes @mike_frags
on.wsj.com/484gKyC
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@PabloTorre the words your looking for for the next podcast are “failed gubernatorial candidate”
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@OldTakesExposed come and get him lol
There is no blue wave materializing so far as of 3 p.m. ET today. Republicans are surging in Florida, and I think the polls are about to be proven wrong yet again. Democrats predicted a massive wave, but the voting data tells a different story. We'll see how tonight unfolds.
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Have you ever considered performance enhancing drugs? (Weed edibles)
The Cavs just reached out. Turns out @EddieBarstool is not pulling my leg. This is real.
We’re literally flying to Cleveland on Friday to do a 4 on 1 pierogi eating contest against Joey Chestnut at halftime of the 76ers vs Cavs game.
Last time, Chestnut won 47-33.
This time will be different. Mark my words.
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@PabloTorre going six to midnight watching this
Vivek Ramaswamy is booed off stage after telling Ohio crowd, 'The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine.'
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@DavidPSamson I love you man but no bury this hot take
@DavidPSamson says MLB no longer needs radio: "We don't need baseball on radio anymore." The former Marlins president predicts on Nothing Personal that "radio will go the way of Kodak and Blockbuster." @JohnMamola has more. #MLB
barrettmedia.com/2026/10/28/…
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Funniest possible outcome.
Jam it in the park with the A) the least space B) that’s already got a new coaster on the way and C) already has Twisted Colossus
Six flags you never cease to amaze me
Who had Six Flags Magic Mountain on their bingo card for ArieForce One?
ocregister.com/2026/10/29/ar…
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@MichelleDBeadle my crush on you since 9th grade has continued to be justified again and again for like over a decade plus
Michelle Beadle says women in sports media can’t act like Pat McAfee: ‘I could never be that soft’ awfulannouncing.com/espn/mic…
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Watching this made me cry.
We lost one of the truly great men on earth today. Live Long and Prosper Patrick.
Patrick Stewart, who died today at 86, became Professor X and Captain Picard. As a boy, he watched his father beat his mother, and heard the doctors who came to help tell her it was her own fault.
In the video below, a woman thanks him for helping her survive her own abuse, and his answer brings the whole room to its feet.
He grew up in a poor mill town in England. His father came home from World War II a different man and turned his violence on Patrick's mother.
Every time the doctors and ambulance men came, they told her she must have provoked him, that it takes two to make an argument.
Decades later, Stewart learned from his father's war records that he had been suffering from severe shell shock that was never treated.
So he spent the rest of his life working for two charities: one for abused women, in his mother's name, and one for traumatized soldiers, in his father's.
He could have spent his life hating his father. Instead, he spent it helping others. Is that the kind of legacy that matters more than fame?
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