Elder Millennial. Liberal in the voting booth, I just don’t perform it on social media.
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My WILD video game take:
We were a little too hard on Wolverine because we wanted to justify saving $70.
I think a world exists where $70 is too rich for a video game that’s obviously going to lose its screen time to GTA6 anyway AND Wolverine was a fine game.
I know one thing is for certain:
The United States will never let another punter get this much motion.
I love how no one will admit the reason Air Bnb doesn’t work is because people generally have zero respect for anyone else’s property, especially when they feel entitled to do so because they paid $700 to be there for a weekend.
Gay sex seems like a scam.
What you mean “I’m a bottom”?
Sounds like when heated backseats in a car are locked behind a paywall.
If you don’t get in there and do everything you are capable of doing…
Unethical, but not necessarily cancelable offense for a famous person:
Use Claude to write your own unauthorized biography. Provide 4-5 juicy secrets not known by the public and then get it to slop out the rest based on your Wikipedia and IG.
Even a sitting President on Air Force One is subjected to crypto advertising. Is it not time to rein it in?
Because I, like most Cajuns, when shown this data thought “That’s a shame you can’t fish for sharks, I bet that’d fry well with some Alligator”
Either y’all are all pretending we weren’t all saying “Say-Freed” or y’all are all assholes and let me mispronounce this woman’s name since Mean Girls…
There are some things I shamelessly steal and add to my vocab like I invented it.
“Nerd Reich” is class of 2026, first ballot, got in just under the deadline.
I just don’t know what songs Jay Z would even perform on a Sunday afternoon on regular broadcast television.
The song about outsmarting a cop? Or the song about pushing crack? Or the song about trafficking women?
People go on that kidsarefuckingstupid subreddit and think to themselves “this is how I’d like to spend a significant amount of today’s free time”
Then it’s just videos of lil kids crying or getting upset.
That creeps me the fuck out.
I like when some superfluous, total convenience service raises its prices like its confident its making the journey with us through the 2nd Great Depression.
It’s weird how people my age would never give a 24 year old and their worldview a fair chance today, but yet Tupac, Cobain, etc were all dead twentysomethings who posthumously informed most of our personalities, POVs, etc…
Never forget when this country was in turmoil and really needed all the concentration of Congress, college football kept showing up at the Capitol asking our representatives to help them sort out their multi-billion dollar private business that contributes zero to our prosperity.
Raised by Cable TV™️ retweeted
Really excited about a massive economic collapse that a Democratic President is going to be tasked with fixing in 2028, but because it doesn't happen fast enough, we get the GOP back in 2030 to fuck it all up again.
BREAKING: Inflation climbed to a 4-month high in September as the Iran war continued to drive up gasoline prices, according to federal government data released on Wednesday.
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