Please don’t high-five me.
Texas, USA
Joined July 2011
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Does anyone use blue sky like actually for real? Cause I’m feeling the urge to start tweeting again but I don’t want to use this n*zi loving platform
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Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"
14 years since I joined Twitter. I miss what this app used to be so much. People would say “I’m not good at twitter” and I’d be like sucks to suck bc I’m great at it. Now it’s a shell of what it once was. Rest in peace, lil blue bird.
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One of my old bosses told me once, “you were one of the best hires I’ve ever made”. And I was like, wow. What a compliment. A few years later I thought about it again and realized, wow. He really made that about himself.
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I didn’t buy a single thing on my trip to Chicago besides food/drink/transportation/activities. That’s actually insane for me
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Dorks out here romanticizing towns where the sheriff and bumbling mayor are helpless to stop the beast that awakens every 17 years to feed
There’s nothing more I want than for Britney Spears’ Instagram posts to have comments turned on
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I’m so glad I learned to speak, read, and write as a child. Imagine having to do that shit now ugh I’d be like “…..”
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