Excellent work. fascinating & alarming darter that simply can’t be ignored Please don’t be discouraged by the outpouring of anger & sensitivity in the replies sir, the majority of knowledgable football fans & those of us within the game find this level of analysis very absorbing. It paints a reliable picture on where teams are likely to end up over a larger sample of games

Hope Eddie Howe gets the Man Utd job as it means doing a very easy & humbling league double over them, we’ve always found his premier league teams rather accommodating both home & away #SAFC #MUFC

End of game week 8 & here we have the eagerly anticipated & all important xG table Huge roar went up in Gatsby’s when mags scored as everyone realised it buys Yassler another 6 weeks after another remarkably flattering result & the burgling of more undeserved points Mind The xGap lads #Unsustainable

Step in the right direction for Alderete that after a few difficult weeks Back to basics & no nonsense

Good performance that, two evenly matched teams & we probably just about edged it save for that nervy goalmouth scramble at the end Angulo MOTM for me & decent shift put in by all. #SAFC #LUFC

They’re not playing the game in the Irish Sea Joe, the Peggy Arphexad years are over

Windiest games in living memory apart from today? Liam O’Brien 1-2 has to be up there, Tim Carter rest his soul kept giving people in the clock stand black eyes from his goal kicks & put a few windows out on association road Also mags at home when Kieran Richardson turned Shay Given into a contortionist #SAFC

Gentle reminder churs, you dont have to start singing for Talbi as soon as the tiniest bit of frustration enters your chest today. #SAFC

Reet then lads, Poznan piss up over, focus back on the league…. straight into these Topman Trouser wearing, Thistle Hotel lobby loitering, Packard Bell floppy disk shagging cunts from the off today !! Gale force winds strong enough to shift John Lukics centre parting & rain so filthy it has forced Vinnie Jones into wearing long sleeves Marching on together, back to the elasticated waist section at Burtons with zero points & faces so wind battered it looks like Lee Chapman has mistaken their fans for Leslie Ash #HawayTheLads #SAFC #LUFC #PeterShirtliff

Only 4 prem games today & one of them doesn’t even count because its coventry v fulham Endsleigh & barclays must be turning in their graves

Watercannon waiting to be deployed ✅

Heard Julian Nagelsmanns name mentioned last night, tbf to the inebriated young man who said it, he was only trying to pronounce his order to the lass behind the bar….. #SAFC

What was your favourite order that you obediently complied with from the riot shield wielding, machine gun holding, tier gas packing Polish police officers? Mine was “DVINK ONLY EEEN VESTRAUNT”

3 away games in 7 days in 3 different countries, more unspellable pilsners sampled than hours slept Looking at the reaction to the game on here it looks like some havent sampled enough or way too much 🥴 The sweet spot to prevent the soiling of ones underpants over a well earned away point in Europe in my experience lads is 21 Sagres, 9 Super bock, 14 Lech Pilsner, 9 Tyskie, 17 Zywiech, 12 Okicim & 43 Grußlenschcrubenhoff Safe flights home all who travelled, what a superb few days in the streets & bars of Poznan, with locals calling it the greatest cultural exchange since the fall of the Berlin Wall Danke & Auf Wiedershen Polski 🇵🇱 #SAFC

Policja Like the nazis v the allies this - hatch in goal #EscapeToVictory #SAFC