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I’ve been addicted to serious drugs, kicked out of high school, over 270lbs of pure fat, divorced, almost died of liver failure, homeless, very poor upbringing….. but I wouldn’t change a thing. Here’s why
Mini thread 🧵
Quinn Evan Ramsey retweeted
At your funeral, friends and family will argue over who gets your belongings.
People will talk about the food and the venue.
Your life will be summarized in 2-3 paragraphs.
Conversations will shift from your life to their lives.
Your friends will drive away thinking about what’s next on their to-do list.
Some people won't be able to make it because "something came up."
And most of the people you know today won’t even be there.
You’re gonna die.
People will move on (in weeks not years).
Do what you want.
Sometimes people who know the most
Are quiet, ask questions and never share their opinions.
Goodmorning folks 🥸
What are your thoughts on Elon open sourcing the algorithm?
No more guessing as to what works, just implementation 😎
If you could capture the health benefits of exercise
put them into a pill 💊
It’d be the highest grossing product of all time 💰
Yet, it’s free right now.
April Fools……
It’s the middle of the night and I’m parched.
I stroll out to the kitchen half asleep and do what I normally do, take a drink from the faucet.
This time is different, it’s totally dark, and as I grab the nozzle it completely soaks me with water 🚿
I hear giggling from the bedroom.
This was followed by 3 more well orchestrated pranks 😂
3.5 years ago, this is how I knew I found “the one” @TheDaileeTea
Thank you for this @GregLunt27
Great information here 🔥
Am I off base here?
I hear a lot of griping about paying for Twitter Blue.
I don’t blame Elon for trying to make the company profitable 🤷♂️
I don’t mind investing in a company that I’m trying to build my own success on.
I mean it’s the cost of two coffees a month 😂
Thoughts 💭 👇👇👇









