More Memphian than Tennessean. Music historian. Part time film critic.
South Main - Memphis, TN
Joined February 2010
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When a white dude breaks out “you’re not my dad” during an argument, shit is about to get very real. Grab the kids and get the fuck out of Panera
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JAY-Z addresses the hate he’s been receiving online recently, on night two at SoFi Stadium:
“Y’all gotta be very aware what’s going on in the world, right? People will tell you that nobody was in here tonight, but you got eyes, you can see. People will tell you that the music wasn’t great, but you got ears. [...] Question everything in this world of AI.”
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Calling Carrie's prom massacre an "epic dance scene" is an elite level of missing the entire point of Stephen King's masterpiece.
People love aestheticizing the slaughter into a cool, empowering pop-culture moment, but in the novel, it was a terrifying, systemic execution. Carrie wasn't casually busting moves while the gym burned; she was locked in a cold, methodical trance, systematically collapsing the building and purging a town that tortured her for years.
Stop turning a brutal tragedy into a aesthetic TikTok edit just because you like the chaos. Read the book. #Carrie
idc… this scene is the most epic in the entire Carrie series 😭😭
she was dancing and causing destruction at the same time 😭❤️
#Carrie
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Nicki Minaj needs to be muzzled and locked up. She washed, sad and in denial.
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I forgot niggas drove cyber trucks until I just saw one. Them hoes really ugly as hell. Tomb Raider titties on 22s.
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Wrote about the 20th anniversary of My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade, a no-shit classic rock opus in a weird time for those, and why I couldn't quite see it for what it was at the time.
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JAY-Z’s Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame Tribute Video Package.
Using his own lyrics to give him flowers, Starring:
Beyoncé, Blue Ivy, Rihanna, LeBron James, Kevin Hart, David Letterman, Kerry Washington, Usher, Regina King, H.E.R.,& more.
Written by Skillz, Produced by Questlove
