Randi Chase

Twitter baffles me. I get all excited about a tweet I thought was funny , I post it , and crickets. Then I see someone post “ loving this weather” and they get a million likes . Ok I’ll try it. The weather sure is nice this week isn’t it?

Watching #TheSecretLivesOfMormonWives and OMG that Demi girl scares me. The jealousy is evident and ugly. Taylor on the other hand deserves a standing ovation for her detailed review of what a shitty friend looks like. Taylor is messy sure, but she’s also honest and relatable.

How was #BritneySpears in a conservatorship, but #Kanye isn’t? Make it make sense.

I’ve never quite seen a mullet- that didn’t even mean to be a mullet - but it is a mullet- before this season of #LoveIsBlind8 @LoveisBlindShow #joey

Watching the #nicolebrownsimpson doc on @Netflix_CA . How in Gods name did they not find #ojsimpson guilty? I mean I always thought he was, but watching this documentary I can’t comprehend how he didn’t rot in prison? Make it make sense.

Serious question. How long do you think it’ll be before #taylorswift asks #traviskelce to permanently get rid of those #hoopearrings ? Like if she doesn’t write a song about the hoop earrings , I will. I’ll even consider a co write.

Out of everyone in the world , I think hanging out with @PostMalone @JellyRoll615 and Bunnie would be my ideal day.

Why does every influencer call their guest #iconic. Cher is iconic. Someone from a reality tv show cast is not. Know the difference please.

Do you ever look at someone’s tattoo and think “Oh God that’s hideous. How do they possibly think that’s good?” Then wonder if people look at your tattoo ( in the same way) but - like them- you are also oblivious in seeing it?

If I hear one more podcaster call someone that’s 23 years of age “iconic” I’m going to snap

If you are someone who has never cried watching someone’s story on #AmericanIdol -we can’t be friends.

My ick? When adults over the age of 30 use the word hella. Just don’t.

You’re the best @TODDCastPodcast

I imagine being a cigarette smoker in Vancouver is what Tesla drivers in Alberta feel like.

The day #matthewmcconaughey plays a character that doesn’t have a southern accent will be the same day I see a unicorn in the woods.

I can’t wait to read #biancacensori tell all book after being with Kanye. You know she’s stuck and it’s kinda scary. Why do famous ppl think they’re some sort of God?

K @KathyHilton I’ve been thinking you need to have a contest where you give a normal commoner ( such as myself) the opportunity to win our way into your legendary Christmas party. Like I rather win my way into Kathy’s home than win my way into the Oscar’s.

Ive always wondered if the actors that agree to be in #hallmark Christmas movies, feel like a little piece of them is dying ? No shade to them … because a job is a job, but I’d love to see their faces as they say their lines out loud for the first time.

These two cringeworthy dangerous people need to go to prison. This is insane. They are as corny as the sham wow guy but as evil as Keith Raniere. #EscapingTwinFlames @Netflix_CA

I now understand why people jump for joy on the “price is right “ when they win appliances. You win …. A new washer and dryer!!! I’d probably throw my back out celebrating. This is what getting old is like. #adulting