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Matt

@RandomBlueJays

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 Ottawa, Ontario
Joined July 2013
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Replying to @theneedledrop
The day you go deaf will be the greatest victory in human history
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Any podcast recommendations?
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We need to nuke Nigeria man
Socrates 🖤 (@dannyyoung77024) profile pictureSocrates 🖤@dannyyoung77024Oct 31
Hey @grok, without bias, who is the true Ballon d'ont winner?
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when you lose the one you wonted
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Sens gets Nikita Kucherov Tampa gets: Dylan Cozens André Burakovsky Carter Yakemchuk Jonas Lagerberg-Hoen 2026 Tampa 1st 2027 Ottawa 1st 2029 Florida 1st 2029 Ottawa 2nd Who says no
50%Ottawa
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30%die pal 👍🏽
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Never seen a more OBVIOUS Ottawa Senator.
PuckEmpire (@puckempire) profile picturePuckEmpire
@puckempireOct 30
BREAKING: Nikita Kucherov has told the Lightning that he won't be re-signing in Tampa Bay, and has requested a trade, per @FriedgeHNIC.
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NIKITA KUCHEROV YOU ARE AN OTTAWA SENATOR ❗
Elliotte Friedman (@FriedgeHNIC) profile pictureElliotte Friedman
@FriedgeHNICOct 30
sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/sou…
Sources: Nikita Kucherov tells Lightning he won't re-sign, asks for trade

Sources: Nikita Kucherov tells Lightning he won't re-sign, asks for trade

sportsnet.ca
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Jem 🪐@ru4awaaOct 29
Life after you turn 20
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Tampa Bay Rays being the cuck of the MLB might have saved the sport for me
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Drake’s Dad hopped on the mic at his party🤣🧊
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ICEMAN HAS ARRIVED! 🥶
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Party still going
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The TL scroll after this belt to Brady and the cucks
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Posting this for absolutely no reason at all 🤷‍♂️
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That's why you will always be the sens lil bros btw bum
T🇨🇦 (@tddt_5115) profile pictureT🇨🇦@tddt_5115Oct 22
i cannot believe our fuckass fanbase cheered for marner when he returned. absolutely pathetic.
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Trady Fatcuck went STUPID in his return to Ottawa❗ 6 PIMs 👊🏽 -2 Plus/Minus 🤣 13:13 TOI 🫣 3 Cries in Locker room 27 Crayons Eaten on the Bench (RECORD!) 🫄🏻 29 Times Put on his Ass ✨ 3 Times Dropped by Ridly Goat 🐐 Ridly Greig's son?????
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Without a doubt the greatest regular season game I have ever witnessed live. Ottawa take a bow, best hockey city in the world ❤️
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Kevin Lee (@BringBackLee) profile pictureKevin Lee@BringBackLeeOct 20
I might be in the minority haha but I'll give Brady polite applause during his tribute video. End of the day, he gave a lot to the community especially off the ice with the Boys and Girls club. I think he was genuinely invested in the city, until he wasn't. Booing otherwise tho!
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Asked for shawarma in the shawarma mecca Ottawa and bro said Shelby's 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 genuinely feel bad Toronto mans
Yangry (@Always_Yangry) profile pictureYangry@Always_YangryOct 20
Replying to @MikeBartner
If you were in toronto...shelbys...but your not
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Why do all Bundesliga clubs have a cuck fetish for Bayern? 😭😭😭😭
Eintracht Frankfurt (@Eintracht) profile pictureEintracht Frankfurt
@EintrachtOct 17
Ist das schon Tradition?
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