Husband. Father. Sentient paperclip.

Joined October 2021
Sorry to my fans, but I鈥檓 now a chess content creator. This gambit lets you easily take the opponent's queen. Like, bookmark, and share before they nerf it.
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You have to commit to a bit. Eigen pretends like he hates vegetables. I pretend like I have a wife and kids.
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I don't even know how to spell priveliged.
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I'm rich, sure. I just suck at spelling.
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"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!" Then Merry heard in all sounds of the hour the strangest. It seemed that Dernhelm buzzed as though a million bees were descending as a swarm of drones surrounded the Witch King and exploded.
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Son has developed a math proof: There are two ways to make an even number. (even + even, odd + odd). There has one way to make an odd number (odd + even). Therefore, there are fewer odd numbers than even numbers.
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Guys, my son is six. This morning I told him 10k people liked the post and then he laughed his ass off at the veritasium video on Hilbert's Hotel. Congrats to everyone who figured out they're smarter than my son.
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Oh, how the mighty have fallen since 2023.
I know nothing about politics. I talked to a very Trumpian family member, and they love Vivek. They're excited to have a candidate so young and smart to be their champion. They also think it's neat he's Black.
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When I was a kid, I loved reading the Cryptonomicon. I checked online about the movie rights and saw it might become a miniseries. But I had never seen that word before, and I parsed it as a min-is-eries. So intriguing and sophisticated.
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"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer" is really the urban yimby promise. You will live in walking distance to your friends, but the sidewalk will be filled with dangerous crackheads.
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Congrats to the clip farmers making money off me watching Nathan 4 You clips on the tl. Big day for them.
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The ironic thing is that white-black relations in the late 90s is probably about as good as multiculturalism gets.
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Haven't had time for Twitter today. I hope you've all been being normal.
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I told my son that if he gets to ten goals this season, I'll buy him a really nice surprise. In the first three games, he scored zero goals. Yesterday, he scored four. Two or three games left. I need ideas.
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"I like many immigrants as individuals, but we need to put limits on the amount of immigration" is too subtle a point for most people. The voters are too retarded to be nuanced.
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Guy who thinks he's great at cooking because he discovered he could add MORE BUTTER AND SALT.
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This was posted with a dumb, divisive caption. My 6 yo son got 46, 8, and 40. I can see arguments for any, of varying quality.
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That magician did NOT actually break the laws of physics. His hat does not contain a wormhole to the bunny dimension. It was some kind of trick to entertain us. Don't be a fool. Also, that concept car is NOT a ready for production. I am very intelligent.
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