Just a random person commenting in the Milky Way galaxy
Joined June 2022
- Tweets75.2K
- Following602
- Followers1K
- Likes274K
Randomista retweeted
Ujanja culture. The fraudster mistakes dishonesty for intelligence, while the society he exploits makes the equally foolish mistake of assuming its own decency is universal
One mistakes dishonesty for intelligence. The other mistakes its own decency for a universal human trait
This matanga is showing me shege.
Rage, anger, desperation, depression.
But.
People of Dau.
I am loved.
A wonderful thing to remember, to not let pain blind you to love.
Also I clearly worship Old Testament Jehovah because he is exposing multiple of my opps in biblical manner 馃槀
Randomista retweeted
Probably a case of the intern tasked with preparing this pre-determined list probably used AI to generate random filler names and AI filled it how it knows best.
IEBC probably already knew the 9 shortlisted and they just wanted to post a list of 300 to show they tried
Randomista retweeted
I saw this tweet yesterday and was shocked tbh.
It鈥檚 crazy how brazenly Kenyans have been discussing and sharing tips on Student Fraud, Ticket Scams, Credit Card fraud, Slip scams, Marketing Contact scams (kuuza hewa) etc
This is normalization of fraud and its kinda dangerous
1/n
This quoted post is unavailable.
Randomista retweeted
I will repeat, this is very unnecessary. Let鈥檚 spend a fraction of the cost to improve the existing road.
Only location requiring major intervention is Pangani x muthaiga area
State Sets Date for Groundbreaking of 60KM Nairobi-Thika Expressway
read.kenyans.co.ke/zcysx
We worked too hard with my Doc to lower my GGT levels for me to undo all his hard work today.
Lakini
馃樁
Yeah, this really should go into a political science class
This is how to lose your political vehicle, ODM Style
Step1: Your founder dies, announce the most incompetent leadership while hes still in India
Step2: Allow rival political formation to organize his funeral. Attend funeral as observers. Wail a lot
Step3: Praise the rival party leadership at funeral. Confuse your dumbfounded followers even further
Step4:Attack those in the party agaisnt these moves. Decampaign them violently.
Step5:Remove your internal rivals from all parliamentary committtes. This will finish them politically馃
Step6: parliament is not enough. Eject your internal critics from the party. Insult them
Step7: Your interval rivals arent finished yet. The take the argument to the party membership. They're winning. You launch a dumb counter Linda Ground.
Step8: you got decimated in the arguments, time to lauch last ditch effort. Organize violence.
Step9: Get beaten even in violence. Think twice. You arent that good in violence after all. Bribe Branch Chairmen
Step9: Now your benefactor who organized your founders funeral has penetrated your backyard. Cry foul, ask for money and carve outs of territory..
Step10: You have been swallowed, like a goat by a python. Only your legs and dirty orange panties are visible in the air now. You are about to be eaten alive
Step11: You are now irrelevant. Launch a new internal battle. ODM with Conditions or without. Accuse some of wanking for Gacagua
Step12: Ask your former internal critics to come 'home' beg them. Praise them as caurageous. Invite them to some amorphous arrangement
Step13: Launch another clumsy attempt. A tribal caravan to Jacaranda. .........alienate your founder national base further
Step14: Sense defeat, start defections to your former internal critic, and some to the ruling party. Now hes your 'elder brother'. Ask him to take care of his 'hungry siblings'
Randomista retweeted
This is because as a mom, your life choices are exponentially expensive.
You are no longer the only person who bears the consequences of your choices; your children do, too; and they
shape their lives well into adulthood, and ultimately travel across generations.
Randomista retweeted
Is our money being used to pay two teams from Netherlands and Germany to play in Kenya?
Ama are they volunteering their time?
Because they better not be getting paid by Kenya or they better be getting paid by their governments.
Not by overburdened Kenyan taxpayers.
Randomista retweeted
馃槶 sorry aki tell them you鈥檝e received the quote and you will buy the things yourself and/or you need the eTims receipts for everything because your company is transferring you and you need to claim that money back馃槅
This quoted post is unavailable.
Randomista retweeted
Your favourite cabro MP specialises in insider trading and share manipulation but is absent at any debate of substance in parliament. He's not your saviour.
Randomista retweeted
this is like renewing your Dstv premium package while your kid is at homme because of lack of fees.
Randomista retweeted
We should not take these types of media accounts lightly. I have seen quite a number that deliberately and acutely twist statements for the sole purpose of misinformation. This is not good , remember the role of media during the dark days of 2007.
