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Lidm Chruch retweeted
In the world of Oakeshott:
Joining a mob that is setting fire to a hotel containing refugees = “bit of an idiot”
Throwing some soup at a glass-covered painting = jail immediately
As a 61-year-old granddad dies in jail, after getting 2 years for being a bit of an idiot/shouting some unpleasant words, it's time to face facts: the UK now has political prisoners. For shame, @Keir_Starmer
Lidm Chruch retweeted
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Lidm Chruch retweeted
The only article you ever need to read about the Oasis reunion by @simon_price01 Every word is true.
theguardian.com/commentisfre…
Guys, this isn’t a parody.
In Conclusion.
Yesterday I travelled to Skegness with my two friends Graham and Craig.
We sat in the sun overlooking the sea and had a few pints whilst watching the world go by.
We then met @TiceRichard on the fairground where we had a lot of fun on the dodgems.
We then had fish chips before setting off to see our friend Jim Davidson perform at the Embassy Theatre.
Jim was on top form and what struck me was that in the theatre it was a snowflake free safe space for decent hardworking people to go and have a laugh. And laugh they did, nobody was offended, no-one left and everyone had a great time.
We laughed so much that on the way back to Ashfield my mate Craig put Jethro on in the car and we laughed all the way home.
Don't ever let them stop you laughing.
It's the best medicine.
We will get our country back 🇬🇧🇬🇧
At last a trending hashtag I can get behind #OnlyConnect - so glad for it to be back on TV!
Lidm Chruch retweeted
True. That said, I've never watched a James Bond film and sided with the intrinsically annoying and obviously doomed billionaire.
Lidm Chruch retweeted
Spare a thought for Tony Hill who has been working at break neck speed in blazing hot sun to rebuild the Southport mosque wall before the far right can return.
He said: “And if we have to build it again afterwards we will do just that.”
Lidm Chruch retweeted
It takes a particular density to be a Member of Parliament and not only fail to understand the most basic concepts of how our criminal justice system works, but to proudly publish a letter advertising your ignorance.
My letter to @YvetteCooperMP as Home Sec, seeking confirmation that Manchester Airport assailants of police officers will be prosecuted
Lidm Chruch retweeted
Just missed a train because I tried to get in and out of a curry house in twenty minutes. Agonisingly close. We go again
Why don’t that do tomato juice in small cartons? All other juices are but not tomato. I only want 1 Bloody Mary maximum twice a week.
#realproblems #cutingedgequestions
Trump: “what I need now is the MP for clacton to assist me. Nothing or no one else is more relevant to what has just happened”
PA “what’s an MP and where is Clacton?
Trump: “ what is so hard to understand? I need the MP for Clacton otherwise we are doomed”
PA: “….”
