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Why does Kate start EVERY round table inviting people to say why they think it’s her?! #CelebrityTraitors

why are my tweets where I’m just yapping nonsense always the ones that get the attention?! 😐😐

Mary losing her job coinciding with Carla needing a new investor at the factory … MAKE MY TWO FAVOURITE WOMEN BUSINESS PARTNERS!! #Corrie

is there any worse feeling than going up to bed busting for a kip and realising you stripped your bedding this morning and now have to make it?!

I’m a Kit hater to my core but unfortunately I must take his side on this occasion, coughing your guts up without covering your mouth is foul! 😭 #Corrie

the amount of screentime she gets I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Jodie was the new Underworld investor. #Corrie

I actually cannot cope with the thought of Ronnie losing Debbie. #Corrie

Summer girl I’m gonna need you to get a bloody grip and call it a day with this lad you don’t even know. #Corrie

Leanne now helping Idris buy the factory on top of giving him the money to buy into Speed Daal, may I ask where this never ending cash flow is coming from? #Corrie

Vanessa darl, please stop letting deranged blondes move into your spare room. #Emmerdale

it’s so refreshing to be free of dark storylines, give me more silly Dingles vs Sugdens nonsense. #Emmerdale

can’t believe I’m listening to Ian & Elaine shagging at 8 o’clock in the morning. #Eastenders

the constant cycle of villains is exhausting but I’m actually quite enjoying the Ross storyline, awful man but what an actor. #Corrie

Brody not hesitating to help destroy the business that Sally works for, happy to sabotage her livelihood for a couple of quid when she prevented him & his sisters ending up in care? Total tosser, just like his father. #Corrie

Idris couldn’t even afford to buy his share of the Bistro without a handout from Leanne but now we’re to believe he can buy every business on the cobbles? #Corrie

Summer being so arsed about Marco being in prison after they’ve been on two dates is absolutely FRYING me. #Corrie

I was all for the return of Max but I am sick to death of him dominating every episode and storyline. #Eastenders