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Jatz

@Rascal_Jackal

🗑-As seen on the grimy Fursuits Tumblr-🗑 WARNING: This Twitter account contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects

 Orange County, CA or FL idunno
telegram.me/Rascal_Jackal
Joined April 2015
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1. Polar Express 2. A Christmas Story 3. The Grinch 4. Home Alone 1/2 5. Six 6. Muppet Christmas Carol 7. ELF 8. Miracle on 34th Street (1947)/IAWL (1948) 9. Die Hard 10. Klaus 11. The (Santa) Clause 12. The Nightmare Before Christmas 13. Fargo 14. Rudolph
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Dorothy: I want to go home with my dog Toto! Scarecrow: I wish I had a brain! Cowardly Lion: I wish I had courage! Tin Man: *cough cough* this aluminum face paint is suffocating me *COUGH COUGH* help me I'm dying
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We didn't realize at the time we were looking at a prophecy.
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Had a nightmare last night that I was a youth pastor. Instead of Fight Club it was called Church club. First rule of Church Club is to tell all your friends :3333 Second rule of Church Club is to treat others how you want to be treated ✝️⛪️🙏 #nomoremelatonin
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I should get a job at the media because I would have called the story Watergaetz.
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I love cheese but my favorite cheese is shredded cheese because it's grate.
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I ❤️ Steve Kornacki. He kind of dresses like SpongeBob. 👓 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 👔
Steve Kornacki

ALT Steve Kornacki

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The reason they're called particle accelerators is because they accelerate the particles.
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Just discovered that using a combination of the letters b c d e i l n r in a certain order creates a word that means amazingly good. Incredible.
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They call me the meme master.
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It's Always Sunday in Philadelphia.
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Megalopolis (2024)
I understand thats its rude to take photos during a movie, but halfway through they turned on the house lights and they had an actor interact with the on-screen character. Very cool.

ALT I understand thats its rude to take photos during a movie, but halfway through they turned on the house lights and they had an actor interact with the on-screen character. Very cool.

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Hey @Tim_Walz. I don't know if you're still prepping for the debate, but if you want to intimidate and throw off JD Vance, show him this picture of the character Vee from the hit Disney show The Owl House in the form of a couch.
This is a cropped image drawn by an artist named Maxum653. They are no longer active on FA or Twitter so I can't give direct credit. (Sorry 😥)

ALT This is a cropped image drawn by an artist named Maxum653. They are no longer active on FA or Twitter so I can't give direct credit. (Sorry 😥)

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Why do full grown adults furries roleplay online? You have a car you don't need to do that anymore.
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When you notice a coworker at a furry con but you never revealed that you're a furry.
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*Going on a date with a non-furry* Her: Do you have any hobbies? What are your interests? Me:
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If dating apps existed during a zombie apocalypse it would be swipe left for dead. #hashtag
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Icebergs and Clouds are made of the same material.
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For a bunch of homophobes they sure do make bloody good chicken sandwiches.
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